If the flowers came from a mini-mart at the gas station, he might as well have bought you a bouquet of Slim Jims.
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Mommas, do yourselves a favor, throw out those, "spice it up" pieces and top 10 lists. Don't be too concerned about the quantity of the sex you're having as long as your having some.
"Why can't you be more like Christian Grey?" I whined, in the same way my daughter asks things like, "Why you can't be more like Jessie's mom? She keeps ice cream cones in her house."
"My name is JennyFromTheBlog91 and I'm a flash sale addict."
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