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Sony Releases New Piece Of Shit Machine That Doesn't F#&*ing Work (VIDEO)

Huffington Post | Alex Leo | Posted 03.12.2009 | Comedy


The Onion is reporting that Sony's new "stupid box thing" is a "time vampire" that will force the world to scream "work, work, you cocksucking piece o...

Look Who's Following me... Yikes!

Julia Bovey | Posted 03.01.2009 | Green


Julia Bovey

Someday, coal-fired electricity plants will likely be able to capture and store their global warming pollution, and that's something that NRDC encourages, as long as it's done well.

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency (Parody Video)

Onion News Network | Staff | Posted 07.16.2008 | Politics


From The Onion News Network: Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency...

How To Pretend You Care About Politics (VIDEO)

Huffington Post | Patrick Waldo | Posted 07.05.2008 | Politics


Can't tell your Obamas from your Osamas? Don't know the difference between the GOP and a PAC? Worried someone will ask you how you feel about yester...

MoveOn Snags Editor From The Onion

Examiner | Posted 03.28.2008 | Politics


Lots of people on the right think that the liberal group MoveOn.org is a joke. Well, now they'll have a bit more ammo in their argument. The powerful...

Local Fox News Station Gives Up, Just Runs "Onion" Clips

Silicon Alley Insider | Peter Kafka | Posted 03.28.2008 | Business


We're totally sympathetic to the plight of "Good Day NY", which runs on NYC's Fox station: Making news is really tiring. And we if had the chance to j...