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Iron Man 3's William Sadler Talks About His New Film, The Onion News Empire and Roswell

Jill Knapp | Posted 05.08.2013 | Entertainment
Jill Knapp

Between playing President Ellis in Iron Man 3 and the fast talking Ed Musgrove in the pilot of The Onion News Empire, actor William Sadler has not slowed down.

Maybe Not So Far, Baby

Karyn L. Wiseman, Ph.D. | Posted 05.05.2013 | Religion
Karyn L. Wiseman, Ph.D.

Many have grown complacent with the belief that women "have come a long way, baby." Women have made great strides in the past few decades. But the truth is we still have a fight on our hands.

6 Ways To Fake A News Story

www.cracked.com | David Moye | Posted 10.09.2011 | Weird News

You can fool some of the people some of the time and it's surprisingly easy to get the media to fall for anything. There are usually six ways that...

The Off-Topic Interview: Joe Randazzo, Editor of the Onion

Steven Shehori | Posted 07.09.2011 | Comedy
Steven Shehori

Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea is regarded as this sort of action classic that defined a genre, but when you read it, all the characters do is sit around eating endangered species.

WATCH: Prague's Kafka International Airport

Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

If you hate flying, steer clear of Prague. Franz Kafka International Airport is the worst airport in the world, says The Onion News Network. The air...

HuffPost Spotlight Series: Baratunde Thurston

Posted 05.25.2011 | Technology

Online, there's only one Baratunde -- and that's Baratunde Thurston, the web and politics editor of The Onion, whose tweets, blogs and TV appearances ...

The Onion: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

We all know there can't be 24 hours worth of meaningful news to report everyday, so how do all the 24-hour news networks fill the gaps? With 100% bull...

Zombie Reagan Brought Back To Life To Lead GOP (VIDEO)

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Lacking an effective spokesperson, the GOP has put their faith in the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan. According to this video from The Onion, Zomb...

Sony Releases New Piece Of Shit Machine That Doesn't F#&*ing Work (VIDEO)

Huffington Post | Alex Leo | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

The Onion is reporting that Sony's new "stupid box thing" is a "time vampire" that will force the world to scream "work, work, you cocksucking piece o...

Look Who's Following me... Yikes!

Julia Bovey | Posted 05.25.2011 | Green
Julia Bovey

Someday, coal-fired electricity plants will likely be able to capture and store their global warming pollution, and that's something that NRDC encourages, as long as it's done well.

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency (Parody Video)

Onion News Network | Staff | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

From The Onion News Network: Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency...

How To Pretend You Care About Politics (VIDEO)

Huffington Post | Patrick Waldo | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Can't tell your Obamas from your Osamas? Don't know the difference between the GOP and a PAC? Worried someone will ask you how you feel about yester...

Local Fox News Station Gives Up, Just Runs "Onion" Clips

Silicon Alley Insider | Peter Kafka | Posted 05.25.2011 | Business

We're totally sympathetic to the plight of "Good Day NY", which runs on NYC's Fox station: Making news is really tiring. And we if had the chance to j...

MoveOn Snags Editor From The Onion

Examiner | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics

Lots of people on the right think that the liberal group MoveOn.org is a joke. Well, now they'll have a bit more ammo in their argument. The powerful...