If you've been having trouble getting in touch with your inner child, why not live vicariously by going to Broadway's The Pee-wee Herman Show or Elf or both? There, you'll witness a pair of alive-and-kicking inner tots.
I saw a program that changed my life. There was glitter. There was music. There was dancing. And there were stars. I mean REAL stars, not like faker Joaquin Phoenix.