Congratulations to Bravo for orchestrating what will likely turn out to be the Upfront event of 2011. Its lavish extravaganza, tied to the telecast la...

And the gloves are off. Who will win the ratings battle between The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills versus The Real Housewives of New York City this ...

It's a maniacal game of round robin where each player confronts ever other player in turn. When that round's done, the process starts again. It's sport fighting with no way to win.

"The Socials," have no choice but to be amused by the media attention, myself included. Of course, I didn't realize that talking about Botox warrants me a callous, vacuous, self-indulgent homosexual.

Bensimon said, "I didn't take on Bethenny. I told a bully I wasn't going to put up with her. Bethenny is not a girl. She's a bully."...

Clearly, Bravo is running out of locations; the last thing anyone wants is Real Housewives of Idaho (though at least then the ladies could hold potatoes). We're here to help.

Join us now for real-time commentary and fiery debate on the Real Housewife Curse!

These women feel that if they put everything out there, it frees them from thinking about their behavior and consequences.

KELLY Killoren Bensimon has lost her latest modeling job. The soccer mom, who's becoming the most hated of "The Real Housewives of New York City," is ...