Subject's alarm goes off. Subject goes back to sleep, making a mental note that there is no logical reason to get up today, seeing as he is gainfully unemployed and sleeping on a pile of old chocolate milk cartons.
1. You're over the age of, say, 16.5 and you still shop at Rainbow.
2. You wear flip flops to the club and get mad if somebody steps on your feet.
3...
Ever wondered what you need to do to be considered beautiful? Chelsea Fagan at Thought Catalog has it figured out: Just follow a huge list of seemingl...
1. Thinking that the people watching you cross the street from inside their cars are judging your face, clothing or the way you walk
2. Worrying what...
1. That stupid thing you said, like, four years ago that absolutely no one remembers except you. Running over it in your head again and again as you s...
While our lives are no doubt filled with people who mold and shape us as we grow, there are certain characters who stick out as being particularly inf...
"I want people to know I'm much more normal than I seem. I don't sit around in furs all day, whacked out on pills and staring at flowers. That's not really a daily thing for me."
Before a flood of happily partnered couples rush to the comment section with impassioned cries of “I wake up next to my best friend every day and it...
You will struggle. That being said, there's not much you can do about it as a college freshman or sophomore or even a junior. So take a freaking chill pill, honey, and just enjoy the ride.
While there are definitely instances in which a healthy attitude of competition can be beneficial — a coworker whom you emulate and want to become a...
One's 20s, like his/her other decades, is packed full with meeting people of different shapes, sizes and temperaments.
These 20s, however, are a spe...
1. Your ex. (Yes, really, once more with feeling.) Your ex.
2. Whether someone thinks that the literature, music, art, film, or any other kind of ent...
Mommy and Daddy met at college. Well, we met while in college. Well, when Daddy was in college and Mommy ran an Etsy store. Mommy and Daddy both liked...