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Tom Mccaffrey

Michael Vick To Co-Star With Benji In New Disney Film

Tom McCaffrey | Posted 09.17.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Walt Disney, Atlanta Falcons, National Football League, Athletes, Football, Quarterback, Tom McCaffrey, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Sports, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Bitch, The Boy Who Could Fly, Dog Fighting, Professional Athletes, Disney, Michael Vick, Benji, Satire, Comedy News
Tom McCaffrey

Kobe Bryant is following Vick's lead and is currently in talks to play the lead in the reimagining of "The Boy Who Could Fly" called "The Boy Who Could Fly and Also Never Raped anyone in a Hotel Room in Colorado."

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Strippers in Cages Get Loose and Terrorize Small Florida Town

Tom McCaffrey | Posted 04.09.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Expensive Lap Dances, Cage Dancers, Skank, Florida, Menace to Society, Gentleman's Club, Excotic Dancers, Police, Planet Hollywood, Inhumane, Fort Lauderdale, Vagina, Tom McCaffrey, Strippers, Revenge of the Nerds, Comedy News
Tom McCaffrey

The strippers first robbed a gas station of all its 1 dollar bills. They then broke into an elderly home and gave everyone half-assed lap dances.

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