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Toxic Financial Products

Mortgage-Backed, My Assets!

Patrick O'Sullivan | Posted 04.26.2009 | Comedy

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Patrick O'Sullivan

Baby Back Securities: Melt in your mouth, not on your balance sheet. These choice, succulent, tainted assets are smothered in Tim Geithner's own secret recipe sauce (just watch it trickle down!) then slow-grilled to perfection.

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Chuck Hagel Will Help Obama Find his "Inner Nixon"

Steve Clemons | Posted 11.15.2008 | Politics

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Steve Clemons

Rumors are swirling that Chuck Hagel -- and Colin Powell -- may both endorse Barack Obama in the days shortly after this debate. I have no idea if that is true -- and to some degree it doesn't matter.

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