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Unicorns

Search For The Unicorn

Posted 06.02.2013 | Arts

Unicorns are taking over The Metropolitan Museum of Art -- the institute's Hudson River haven, The Cloisters, to be exact. Artworks devoted to the...

Dell Shares Go Bananas On Buyout Talk

Mark Gongloff | Posted 03.16.2013 | Business
Mark Gongloff

Dell shares are going bananas right now on rumors of a magical unicorn rescue, also known as a private equity buyout.

Arabian 'Unicorn' Makes Remarkable Comeback

AP | MICHAEL CASEY | Posted 12.02.2011 | World

AL QOA, United Arab Emirates — Growing up in the Middle East, Myyas Ahmed al-Quarqaz only knew the Arabian oryx from postage stamps. The antelo...

Lessons in Being a "Betch"

Annie Stamell | Posted 11.27.2011 | Comedy
Annie Stamell

You could call me crazy and weird and bossy and nerdy and neurotic and definitely adorkable but one thing I am not is bitchy. So indulge me while I get bitched at and bitched out and then totally betchified by "The Head Betches" of the hit website Betches Love This.

10 Dumbest Mythological Creatures

TruTV.com | David Moye | Posted 09.17.2011 | Weird News

here was a time where the vast majority of people had never heard of a "centaur." But not today: throwing around mythological references on blogs is t...

Morons and My Little Ponies

Steph McGrath | Posted 07.31.2011 | Style
Steph McGrath

I currently have three tattoos, two of which are ridiculously girlie. The third is a tiny Chinese character that means "Sea." I covered it up every time I wandered through Chinatown, paranoid the tattoo actually read "Moron."

Mystery Meat

Mike Gellman | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Mike Gellman

I'd gladly eat Chupacabra. After all that goat sucking, they gotta be filled with succulent goat blood flavor.

April Fools! Science Fiction Author Charles Stross Announces Unicorn Romance Series

The Guardian | Alison Flood | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books

That excellent science fiction author, Charles Stross, is full of news this sunny April morning. He's decided, he says, that he needs to branch out --...

'Infidel Poetics' and Magic Unicorns

Travis Nichols | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books
Travis Nichols

The infidels are here to crush your pearls of wisdom. Sorry. This is especially bad news for readers who hope that the poets of the world know something special, and that poems exist to deliver the goods.

Poll: Obama Even More Awesome Than Originally Thought

Andy Borowitz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Andy Borowitz

Mr. Obama receives higher approval ratings in the new poll than either leprechauns or unicorns, mythical beings that almost everyone agrees are totally awesome.