Ten Things to Do if an Uninvited, Unexpected "Guest" Appears at your Door
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If you are "absolutely" sure they didn't already see you though a window or hear your voice, lie down anywhere they won't be able to spot you and try to breathe as softly as you can.
Francesca Biller-Safran | Posted 08.22.2009 | Comedy