Flowers are stupid Valentine's Day gifts because you can't eat (most of) them and it's unsatisfying to do a late-night jewelry binge. No, in 2013, the only way to impress that special someone is with calories, carbohydrates, non-GMO whole grains, and non-irradiated spices.
And you thought finding a Valentine for the 14th was hard enough. In the future, some common treats associated with February 14 could became more expe...