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Vincent

Yesterday I Was Just a Sperm Cell. Now I'm a Person!

John Blumenthal | Posted 04.11.2012 | Comedy
Read More: Fallopian Highway, Supreme Court, Emily, Ovum, Prostate, Gonads, Sperm Cells, Vincent, Exxon-Mobil, President Santorum, Embryo, Republicans, Pro-Lifers, Citicorp, Humor, Satire, Personhood, Personhood Amendments, Comedy, Comedy News
John Blumenthal

Since the pro-lifers came up with this awesome personhood idea, I've been dating an ovum named Emily. She's a babe. Obviously, we can't have sex because that would form an embryo, which is a no-no, but we can do... um... everything else.

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Museum Uncovers Van Gogh's Only Painting Of His Brother Theo

AP | Posted 08.21.2011 | Arts
Read More: Vincent and Theo, Vincent, Post-Impressionism, Van Gogh, Paintings, Netherlands, Museums, Theo Van Gogh, Vincent Van Gogh, Antwerp, Painting, Van Gogh Museum, Paris, Arts News

AMSTERDAM -- The Van Gogh Museum said Tuesday its experts now believe one of Vincent van Gogh's paintings previously thought to be a self-portrait act...

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WATCH: ANIMATION: Tim Burton's Haunting Short "Vincent"

Posted 05.25.2011 | Arts
Read More: Vincent, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Wax Museum, Laughing Squid, Halloween, Edgar Allen Poe, Zombies, Stop-Motion Animation, Spooky, Tim Burton, San Francisco, The Raven, Film Short, Vincent Price, Video, Arts News

(From: Laughing Squid) In 1982, over a decade before A Nightmare Before Christmas, Tim Burton made the stop-motion animated short "Vincent," shown on...

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