With the ticket money squirreled away, the thousands not spent on parking, plus the cash I wouldn't have squandered on $5 waters and $6 pretzels, I'd now be in position to become an equity partner in the NY Mets.
Being a Mets fan is like being in an abusive relationship. When things are going good, you can't believe how well they're going. When things are bad...they're really bad.