Anger and physical aggression in girls and women is typically deemed inappropriate. We are taught to deny, suppress and hide these feelings, but that's not necessarily the healthiest response.
Dear Oprah, If I can lose over 50 pounds, so can you. Why don't you come and visit with me. We'll talk; we'll walk; we'll eat fruits and vegetables; we'll laugh it up while we slim down together.
I encourage you ladies, before you wiggle into your two-piece "Naughty Navy Gal" costume, look to the news for inspiration, or even to the past, and come up with your own cunning costume.