World Cup Predictions

World Cup Predictions From an American Soccer Fanatic, Group E: Cameroon, Japan, Denmark, Netherlands

David Henry Sterry | Posted 05.25.2011

David Henry Sterry

The Japanese have perhaps my favorite uniform in the tournament. But they can't score goals. Which makes it very difficult to win games. So I believe Japan will fall on their own sword in South Africa.

World Cup Predictions From an American Soccer Fanatic, Group F: Italy, New Zealand, Paraguay, Slovakia

David Henry Sterry | Posted 05.25.2011

David Henry Sterry

The last time we saw Italy at the World Cup, they were saying rude things about people's sisters, getting head butted, and dancing gleefully with the trophy. They are back with much of the same crew intact.

World Cup Predictions From an American Soccer Fanatic Group C: USA, England, Algeria, Slovenia

David Henry Sterry | Posted 05.25.2011

David Henry Sterry

June 12, 2010: USA versus England, the imperialist colonizers who taxed us with no representation, 60 years to the day after the greatest American sports upset you never heard of.

World Cup Predictions From an American Soccer Fanatic, Group D: Germany, Serbia, Ghana, Australia

David Henry Sterry | Posted 05.25.2011

David Henry Sterry

If Group G is the Group of Death, Group D is the Group of Do Not Resuscitate. These surreal pairings are just one of the reasons I love the World Cup above all other sporting events.

World Cup Predictions of an American Soccer Fanatic: Group B

David Henry Sterry | Posted 05.25.2011

David Henry Sterry

Argentina has, pound-for-pound, the greatest player in the world: the flea with the genius feet, Lionel Messi.