"In my 14 years of marriage, I'd say the worst present I ever received was a state-of-the-art barbeque grill because it was clearly for him to put out by the pool ... and not for me! Ha!"
The holidays are finally over. And all the evil toys you managed to talk your children out of/hide when they weren't looking/pawned off on other people's kids/donated to goodwill have now made their way into your home.
Look, we've all received (and let's face it, given) bad gifts during the holidays. Sometimes you just miss the mark, but hey, at least we can laugh ab...