I used to give guitar lessons to little kids. One day my six-year old student Sam brought the lesson to a dead halt to ask me a pressing guitar-related question. He asked, "Would you rather have an ice cream cone for a hand... or a slice of pizza for a foot?"

Don't get me wrong, cereal is delicious. I love it. But my consistent consumption of it hinges almost completely upon the fact that I am too lazy to take the time to make anything more substantial.

I, for one, would find a job where I could hang out with my beaver friends all day. Or I would just adopt the lifestyle of a wild beaver and live at the dam. Or I would build my own dam next to them.

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