For centuries, people have been asking if Santa Claus is real, or just an excuse for parents to go trample people the day after Thanksgiving. At least, the Disalmanacarian at Dialmanac.com has the surprising answer to this age-old question.
So much goes on between us that doesn't need words any longer. He knows when to leave me be, and when I need a hug. He reaches up to straighten my tie in the elevator. He kisses my ear before I get up to speak at a conference.
7 model/singers in lacey lingerie and thigh-highs writhe on mattresses while singing Deck the Halls. They wear bra cups sized A through G, and each sings the musical note that corresponds to her cup size.
If there's a silver lining in the recent Jessica Simpson PR blooper -- in which her father fired a group of singing veterans because of their camo pants -- it's that we'll have our pick of holiday music.