- "They said Obama was winning!"
- "I didn't get to the polls, but I did say a prayer for the brotha!"
- "You know they wasn't gonna let no Black man have no two terms!"
- "See, what had happened was...."
- "I couldn't get my outfit together!"
- "I must have caught that 'Romnesia,' is it 2012 already?"
- "They knew in the second term he was finally gonna hook US up!"
- "That damn Stacey Dash!"
- "They suppressed my vote!"
- "I'm part of the black bourgeoisie 1%, I had to vote for RoMONEY!"
- "That line was too long!"
- "I ran by the house right after work cause I had forgot my sample ballot; got me something to eat, sat down for a quick minute, and...."
- "Girl, it was raining!"
- "They stole it!" (Not impossible)
- "It's a C-O-N-spiracy!"
- "The media. Ok...Fox News Channel."
- "The Illuminati took him out... he wasn't going along with the program."
- "I had to work that day."
- "I thought that was NEXT Tuesday! Dang, my bad."
What's YOUR excuse going to be?
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