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Posted: November 30, 2009 01:48 PM

Jon Meacham Turns Newsweek Into the Onion

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As Obama turns to Afghanistan, it seems so fitting that Jon Meacham and Newsweek turn towards Dick Cheney. Ironic that Meacham's cheerleading for Chency has a backdrop of the country Bush-Cheney forgot, giving us all this mess in the first place. Somebody tell Mr. Meacham, because he evidently thinks how Cheney handled Afghanistan actually makes him a perfect candidate for president.

In the quest to sell magazines, evidently Mr. Meacham thinks train wreck journalism is the way to go. But he's inadvertently turned Newsweek into the Onion, with no offense intended to the far superior latter named, whose mission is actually purposefully on point. Meacham's title tells all: "Why Dick Cheney Should Run in 2012."

But I think we should be taking the possibility of a Dick Cheney bid for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012 more seriously, for a run would be good for the Republicans and good for the country. (The sound you just heard in the background was liberal readers spitting out their lattes.)


Why? Because Cheney is a man of conviction, has a record on which he can be judged, and whatever the result, there could be no ambiguity about the will of the people. The best way to settle arguments is by having what we used to call full and frank exchanges about the issues, and then voting. A contest between Dick Cheney and Barack Obama would offer us a bracing referendum on competing visions. One of the problems with governance since the election of Bill Clinton has been the resolute refusal of the opposition party (the GOP from 1993 to 2001, the Democrats from 2001 to 2009, and now the GOP again in the Obama years) to concede that the president, by virtue of his victory, has a mandate to take the country in a given direction. A Cheney victory would mean that America preferred a vigorous unilateralism to President Obama's unapologetic multilateralism, and vice versa.

Where to begin?

How about "bracing referendum on competing visions," with Meacham forgetting all about the 2008 race. Oh right, John McCain isn't a conservative, so there was never a real fight about "competing visions," right?

And never mind Dick's denials, starting in 2005, which aren't enough for Meacham, who after his mind blowing Sarah Palin sexpot cover is certainly on a roll... straight down hill.

Now, when Mr. Cheney's daughter Liz first floated that her dad was her candidate, it was an unremarkable moment that was only worth ignoring. Not because it couldn't happen or that Dick Cheney denies it, but that this stuff is just so predictable. Just like David Broder's whining.

In Meacham's mind, Barack Obama losing to Dick Cheney would prove something that Obama seemingly didn't prove to these people by beating McCain-Palin; running a campaign that was basically the anti-Bush platform, promising the opposite of everything his administration and Dick Cheney stood for and represented. To Meacham, these milestones only count when it's the conservative doing it. You know, someone from The Establishment, never mind the never ending resume of mistakes dragged along.

Liz is more likely to run than her dad (which I've already written). But Meacham's misogyny won't allow him to think about that horror.

Let's also not forget that this isn't the era of J.F.K. and multitudinous ailments hidden in plain sight, with Dick Cheney... Oh no you didn't. Now I'm even arguing in the negative, taking on this preposterous notion offered from a man who would be fired for his incompetence or laughed out of the business if he wore a bra.

A campaign would also give us an occasion that history denied us in 2008: an opportunity to adjudicate the George W. Bush years in a direct way.

Denied us, really? Meacham is hopeless.

Besides, that's the job of Congress, unfortunately Democrats don't have the spine.

Here's some advice: skip Newsweek's next issue. Read this instead. It's about Afghanistan and Tora Bora, one of the biggest mistakes of the Bush-Cheney era. Something Meacham ignores in cherry picking his case for Cheney.

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03:33 PM on 12/03/2009
Excellent column. If the commentators who think Meacham was being satirical, may I suggest you read his Newsweek columns over the past few months. He has turned Newsweek into a mediocre weekly and is the reason I have cancelled my subscription!
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03:19 PM on 12/02/2009
I took Meacham's column as satire. That said, his prose is dry enough that some people--either horrified progressives like Taylor Marsh or Republicans who are desperate to unify their party and retake power--could think that he's being serious.
Meacham does make some good points about Cheney's strengths and status among conservatives, but also certainly leaves a lot about him unsaid.
Personally, I'd love it if VP Dick ran in 2012. His campaign would almost guarantee Obama to win again. Cheney/Palin 2012! Or...Palin/Cheney 2012! Take your pick.
11:12 AM on 12/02/2009
Wow, far too many folks just do not get irony at all. Meacham was making the point that instead of barking on the sidelines, Cheney should just be front and center and let the public vote on his nutty ideas. We know what would happen, it would be soundly rejected. Maybe that's the wake-up call the Republican Party needs. It shouldn't have to be spelled out for you, but obviously some people need remedial help to read a news column.
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knosiswar
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08:24 AM on 12/02/2009
It was ironic, get it???
11:13 AM on 12/02/2009
Thank you!
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Imzadi
Proud Progressive for decades
07:07 AM on 12/02/2009
Excellent article! You so eloquently expressed exactly what my spouse and I were feeling about this. We were flabbergasted when we heard his comments.

Thank you!
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06:53 PM on 12/01/2009
The scariest part about Meacham, is that his books on history are well regarded. It makes you wonder if they are riddled with mistakes and inaccuracies.
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Joseph Palermo
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06:48 PM on 12/01/2009
You nailed it Marsha -- with "journalists" like that we'll never make any progress in this country
11:21 AM on 12/02/2009
Don't you see how he's speaking to the Republicans when Meacham writes "the resolute refusal of the opposition party ... to concede that the president, by virtue of his victory, has a mandate to take the country in a given direction." He is actually calling out the Republicans. If they can envision Dick Cheney winning and taking the country with his vision, than they should concede that same vision to Obama. And we all know Obama would wipe the floor with Cheney so maybe he's not being so satirical after all. It would be a great way to smack down the far right.
04:06 PM on 12/01/2009
Everyone would know about Tora Bora if they had watched the 60minutes interview with one of the officers in that battle about a year or a year and a half ago. He laid out what happened and he also said that not only was his back up denied, the Afghans who were co-operating with them betrayed them and took bin laden out of Afghanistan when they were minutes away from him.
Citizen54
Conservatism is a con job!
06:21 PM on 11/30/2009
"Liberal readers spitting out their lattes."
Man, that's hilarious. You know, because liberals drink lattes. All liberals drink lattes. We know that from the experts on TV. He's riffing on the caffeine habits of liberals. That is so funny!!! A million LOLs!!!

Pastor Meacham should stick to writing sermons.
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04:24 PM on 11/30/2009
Only one of the Beltway Villagers would propose handing the country back to Satan. He had to have been cheesing when he wrote this.
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Estreet1964
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05:51 PM on 12/01/2009
Okay, I had to look up "cheesing". Pretty damn funny.
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02:37 PM on 11/30/2009
Oh lawd! I hope Meacham was being satirical. I have yet to read the article, but even in the excerpts above I detect satire.

"A campaign would also give us an occasion that history denied us in 2008: an opportunity to adjudicate the George W. Bush years in a direct way."

That sentence seems to be a direct dig at the congressional Democrats. As Ms. Marsh points out, that is the job of Congress and Meacham, in a backhanded way is saying, "If Congress won't investigate this, then put it to the voters. They will make their opinion known."

Reminds me of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal"
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06:52 PM on 12/01/2009
I saw him on Morning Joe and I felt he was being satirical as well. He was just saying, you republican's love this guy so much, put your money where your mouth is.
11:14 AM on 12/02/2009
He WAS being satirical. It's obvious. So this is where the humorless liberal stereotype comes from.