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1. Hall and Oates' "Method of Modern Love"

2. Eddie Murphy's "Party All the Time"

3. That Christmas Special Where Bing Crosby Sang "Little Drummer...

Subject: FW: The Mouse

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>>Don't let this email chain end with you!

>>Cutest story about a little mouse! Lol adorable!

>>Hugs,

>>Aunt Roberta

Begin forwarded message:

An uninsured mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife, who were also both...

10. Your wife packs your lunch in a flask
9. You've got a tattoo of Don Draper's face on your face, only taller
8. You converted your ethanol Mercedes to run on diesel
7. Like the Boogeyman, you're convinced the female orgasm doesn't...