10. Your wife packs your lunch in a flask
9. You've got a tattoo of Don Draper's face on your face, only taller
8. You converted your ethanol Mercedes to run on diesel
7. Like the Boogeyman, you're convinced the female orgasm doesn't exist
6. You can't wait till Apple comes out with the rotary iPhone
5. Seriously, the Boogeyman doesn't believe in female orgasms
4. Despite your playboy typecast, you keep getting cameos on "30 Rock"
3. Your houndstooth coat flawlessly hides your unwanted pregnancy
2. You thinks AIDS really took all the fun out of venereal disease
1. Your Cheerios are fortified with Valium
*Skinny ties;
*Everyone smokes;
*All are emotional dysfunctional wrecks;
*The calculators;
*Hair styles;
*Everyone is so formal on the surface;
*The copying machine;
*Love the bar scenes
*grease on the men's hair;
*love the riding scenes, snide comments about the social climbing "lower class";
No comparision, acting is not too shabby-either
A true time Warp