Teddy Wayne's debut novel, Kapitoil, will be published by Harper Perennial in April 2010. His fiction, satire, and non-fiction have been published in The New Yorker, The New York Times, Time, Vanity Fair, Esquire, The Los Angeles Times, Radar, Penthouse, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Denver Quarterly, Carolina Quarterly, Real Simple, The Forward, Tar Art, and elsewhere. He has taught fiction and creative non-fiction writing at Washington University in St. Louis, and currently lives in New York. Read his work at http://www.teddywayne.com.

Blog Entries by Teddy Wayne

Interview with Mike Sacks, Author of "And Here's the Kicker"

Posted July 9, 2009 | 06:02 PM (EST)


If you're an avid reader of McSweeney's Internet Tendency, or find yourself gravitating to humor pieces in magazines, you're probably familiar with the archly absurdist writings of Mike Sacks, a prolific contributor to a number of publications in the ghettoized world of prose humor. On the editorial...

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J.D. California is a Goddam Thief Who Ripped Me Off, Too

4 Comments | Posted June 18, 2009 | 08:05 PM (EST)


If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is how some Swedish phony named Fredrik Colting wrote an unauthorized sequel to J.D. Salinger's famous bildungsroman, The Catcher in the Rye, under the pen name J.D. California, and how his lawyers, who...

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The Art of Losing: Americans' Fixation on Winning Personalities

Posted September 25, 2008 | 01:49 PM (EST)


In an infamous 2005 interview with NBA player Kevin Garnett, then on the stumbling Minnesota Timberwolves, the perennial All-Star was asked what drives him. He choked back tears and four times responded, "I'm losing," before concluding, "I won't ever accept losing, ever. No one ever'll be able to call...

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Goobama: Obama Is the Google Candidate

Posted September 9, 2008 | 10:40 AM (EST)


During the Democratic primary, a popular analogy was casting hip, youthful Barack Obama as a Mac and establishment workhorse Hillary Clinton as a PC. The evaluation may have said as much about the effectiveness of Apple's sardonic commercials as anything about the candidates, and the computerized comparisons have vanished...

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A College Sex Columnist Ponders the Major Geopolitics Questions of Our Day

Posted December 11, 2007 | 10:06 AM (EST)


Indie Film Boy and I were bickering at the campus store over whether to buy hummus for our marathon night of French New Wave movies for our class on postwar directors. He wanted it--extra-garlic, no less!--and I took that as a clear sign that there would be no "breathless" make-out...

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