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So, Are You Having Another One?

Posted: 08/09/11 08:25 AM ET

"Desitin in my cuticles" is not the first line of a poignant country song, but I keep thinking it should be.

No. Desitin in my cuticles is what concerns me when I'm asked the question I get at least once a day: "Are you having another one?"

Really, this should not be an annoying question.

It's a perfectly normal way for you to take an interest in my family and in me, and I don't mind it. In fact, I mind people who mind it. Moms of babies or toddlers who get twisted when asked if they plan on having another are like the women who wore "Touch the Bump, Get a Thump" t-shirts when they were pregnant. A human growing inside your stomach is compelling, and no t-shirt is going to change that. Similarly, when strangers or relatives see your baby hitting milestones, getting out of the crib and diapers, it is totally normal to ask if you will do this whole thing again.

What they are really asking--and the reason why this is a tough question to answer is, "Does this whole kid thing ruin your life, or did it work for you?" For me, both things are true.

I mean this with tremendous love and no regret; my life, as I knew it, is over. There will always be a part of me worrying about my child, whether he's at daycare or camp or college or on his honeymoon. So, I feel vulnerable in a way I never was before. It's terrifying, all this love and these high stakes. But, ruined is too strong a word, especially for something that can be so euphoric.

On that front, having another kid is sort of neutral because I am already in the game. How much harder can it be? Probably a lot. When I look at the infant toys now collecting cobwebs in the garage, a part of me never wants to go back. Just eye-balling that stupid, red baby play mat with cheap plastic mirrors and crinkly fabric birds and recalling "tummy time" or the washing of various breast pump parts makes me want to donate every single baby thing I own to the Salvation Army and say "Night, night" to ever reproducing again.

It's an inexplicable thrill ride to watch my two year-old suddenly string a sentence together or count to ten (even if he does throw in "three" where it doesn't belong). At the same time, there's a part of me that exhales when certain stages are over. When he gave up the pacifier, I thought, "Thank you. Thank you. No more scrambling for fallen pacifiers to wash. No more stuffing them in my glove compartment. No more." And a whisper in my head added, "Unless you have another one." Which explains the jar of pacifiers in a cupboard somewhere. I'm in baby purgatory, with a jar of pacifiers in one hand and a birth control pill in the other.

Most couples I see with two young children look pretty miserable. Or maybe I'm just seeing that because I'm scared. A big part of me wants to do it again, this time knowing how to take a temperature rectally and how to swaddle and not being so terrified and just taking in the joyful parts. Part of me wants a do-over, a second chance to live the peak moment of having a new baby, only without all the paranoia, the inexperience.

Each night, when I put on my toddler's pajamas and diaper, I cover his little bum with Desitin and there it is, the white paste that clings to your cuticles with the adhesive power of ten thousand barnacles. I can attack it with a towel, or go at it with a wet wipe, but that stuff is powerfully sticky. And I wonder if I'll miss it.

 
 
 

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"Desitin in my cuticles" is not the first line of a poignant country song, but I keep thinking it should be. No. Desitin in my cuticles is what concerns me when I'm asked the question I get at least ...
"Desitin in my cuticles" is not the first line of a poignant country song, but I keep thinking it should be. No. Desitin in my cuticles is what concerns me when I'm asked the question I get at least ...
 
 
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12:13 PM on 08/22/2011
everybody gets offended about everything becuase rightous indignaiton is a high that is hard ot beat
01:34 AM on 08/12/2011
My wife and I have 5 kids 3 boys and 2 girls and we decided about a year ago and 1 miscarriage a few months ago to continue playing the game with the goaly pulled if it is Gods will that we have another baby he will bless us with another baby.
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PeeWeesHerman
I know you are, but what am I ?
09:05 PM on 08/11/2011
I loved Teresa Strasser when she was a regular on the Adam Carolla radio show...why she chose to assume this identity based solely on being a mother/kid talk person is beyond me...she was always very real,funny, interesting,...and now she has chosen this....I guess it will be her niche...too bad for her male fans
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Mrs S2004
12:52 AM on 09/12/2011
Yeah, cause men aren't parents
01:01 PM on 08/11/2011
You need to relax and get some perspective! You are very lucky to have had a child and a healthy one at that - look back and be happy about it. I have 4 kids (all very young, and healthy - which I am very thankful for) and I work (PhD, from home at the mo) and yes, some stages are more difficult than others, but they are fleeting. Two kids is DEF better and easier than 1 in my opinion. How awful to be an only child.

I think all this self analysing can be a bit OTT - get on with it, be a mom, do your writing and look at the positives. I had to go through 6 pregnancies (and I hate being pregnant) but I don't dwell on it, and after the first one (which was hell) I was just as determined to get pregnant again. Why? because I love kids and pregnancy is only 9 mths, it's not forever. Neither is babyhood - enjoy it don't regret it.
04:31 PM on 08/11/2011
"How awful to be an only child"???? In whose opinion? Some love it! How would you feel if someone told you "How awful your kids have to always be competing for your attention, especially since you're a working mom!" Jeez. Think before you speak.
02:45 AM on 08/12/2011
? Your comment makes no sense - in whose opinion? Mine - Obviously. Last time I checked, the comments section was where people posted their opinions. Hmm..kind of like what you have done.

Yes, in MY opinion, it would be awful to be an only child, the single children I have known have thought it was lonely. It might be fine for some - but then they will never know what it's like to have siblings, so they might find they prefer it. That's just my Opinion - I didn't say it was fact.
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SrAN
1st time proud pagan mom since May 16
09:00 PM on 08/11/2011
She is being a mom and she is being human as well.
For some being pregnant and having babies is great even though it has its ups and downs. For others they could care less to even think of doing it again and again and again, they are one and done and it works for them and their family. It isn't a regret but a reality of their life.
And my husband was an only child and he didn't mind. He can't imagine being like me, I am the oldest of 6. I agree, think before you speak.
01:36 PM on 08/12/2011
No, sorry - I have the same response to you as I had to the other poster. It was my opinion, and I'm sorry if you don't agree but that is the basis for a democracy - freedom of speech. I'm not advocating violence or making a nasty reply - I am simply stating that I do not think it would be nice to be an only child. That is my opinion, if you disgaree that is fine, and you have every right to do so - but no, I do not have to sanction my comments and opinions ("think before you speak") to pander to you and your opinions. It would be a sorry state for democracy, discourse and ideals if people were restricted by what only you approve of. Perhaps you should think before YOU speak.
11:03 AM on 08/11/2011
Absolutely not! I love my daughter to pieces but I definitely don't want another one. She's a handful as it is and my life is too fast paced to keep up with 2 little munchkins.
10:04 AM on 08/11/2011
Maybe the question is a wistful one from someone that cannot have a child .
09:43 AM on 08/11/2011
I am a Father of 4 children. I have three in college. It was fun raising all of them. I am ready to rent some more.
09:13 AM on 08/11/2011
I have no kids and I HATE when people ask me if I want them and look at me in horrow when I quickly and confidently reply with , "NO". Not wanting to have kids is not a bad thing, and knowing you don't want to have kids is a good thing. I like my life the way it is.
09:46 AM on 08/11/2011
* Horror. oops!
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ninjasrolled
Orbiting a small unregarded yellow sun
05:08 PM on 08/11/2011
Jesus, thank god I'm not the only one. I sneak on these threads to peek at the other half, then revel in my child-less-ness (life-full-ness?). I simply have no understanding of why anyone would ever want a baby. I know, I know, I'm the weird one here, but I honestly do not get it.
08:11 AM on 08/11/2011
Desitin? No wonder. She should be alternating between Aquaphor and Triple Paste instead.
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Beebopaloula
She's MY baby.
06:33 AM on 08/11/2011
I have two children. My son is 2 and my daughter is 4, and it is a LOT harder in some respects with both, but in others not so much.

Pretty much the only way that it isn't harder, is the fact that they will 'sometimes' occupy themselves with each other, which provides about 5-10 minutes of breathing room, so that the dishes can be put up, or the floor can be swept, or so breakfast can be made. But, other than that, it's pretty much doubly hard when one has two children vs. one. Am I glad I had the second one? Yes I am.

As a stay at home dad, and college student, It really does take a toll on me emotionally, physically, and mentally. It is a lot more difficult than any job that I have ever worked at - there is no comparison.

I try to hold on to what I deem to be 'me' but this has been in vain for the most part. I am no longer me, I am my children's father, their care-giver. I am pretty much their everything. Does it make me feel good knowing that someone relies on me as much as they do? Absolutely. Is it scary that they rely on me that much? Yep.

As far as people asking if we're going to have another one, our answer is always quick, direct, and absolute - NO! :)
05:09 AM on 08/11/2011
I'm pregnant with my first child and already I'm getting asked if we'll be having a second! Please,let us have the first one,and then figure out if a second one is in the cards! Besides,I'm 36,so who knows? Even if we want a second,we could have some difficulties,for all we know. As my husband says-we'll start with one and see how it goes.
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breezyxoxomarie
09:19 AM on 08/11/2011
Congratulations! :D
03:39 AM on 08/11/2011
I made it a game when I was asked "Do you know what you are having" This was in 1987 that my daughter was born. When someone would asked if I new what I was having I would reply " oh yes the devil spawn" something that will shock the crap out of them but also letting them know it's none of your business. The game would be coming up with different creatures
12:09 PM on 08/22/2011
cool story brah
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SrAN
1st time proud pagan mom since May 16
03:12 AM on 08/11/2011
I have just learned the phenomenom known as Desitin. That stuff gets everywhere and sticks!

As for the questions, people look at me when I say that I recently have an IUD put in so I won't be having another one for at least 5 years. They think I should have one within the next year so that my daughter will have a play mate. When they ask I just say that I want to enjoy this little one until she has her own life, aka kindergarten. Then we will think of another one.
Don't get me wrong, I love my daughter and I am loving all her little quirks but I am not enjoying how it completely consumed my old life. The person I was is a distant memory, now I am mom, wife, and then woman. I need to get used to this new identity before it is demolished again so I can rebuild my life around a new addition.
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Grace Note
Is it just me?
10:38 AM on 08/11/2011
I did that. My 2 sons are 5 years apart. It sure made it easier with the newborn, BUT, it made it harder when I had a 5 year and 10 year old and all the way up to 13 and 18, now that they are 19 and 24. it is great again. Why? I had to be in 2 places at once ALL the time. Elementary soccer in S. Miami, at the same time Middle School Soccer was happening in far SW Kendall. 2 open houses on the same night, 2 practices at 2 different places. A little one that wanted the same rights and freedoms as the older one. A little one exposed to too much information by the older one and his friends and then imparting this knowledge to his younger friends, it was a little hard to handle the other parents outrage and it is hard to keep the little one from absorbing the information. I was so frazzled for so long, I didn't know if I was coming or going. I would really, recommend a 2-3 year gap.
Desitin is good and if it doesn't work, try vaseline, it doesn't smell fishy and doesn't leave whites stains that are hard to remove from your clothes.
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SrAN
1st time proud pagan mom since May 16
08:57 PM on 08/11/2011
Right now my husband is going to be going back to school to finish out his bachelors. I hope to do the same. I would like for him to be done and me be close to done before we think about another child. Hence the 5 year plan. In all honesty, it will probably be sooner than that.
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tracey fletcher
Progressive seeking actual progression
02:17 AM on 08/11/2011
A very honest portrayal of what having a child does to you. You are right, parents of two small children ARE miserable---at least anytime we take them over to anyone's house, the park, stores, oh, don't forget restaurants, etc. The toddler time will pass though and it is totally worth every tantrum, baby-wrangling, and constant state of distraction. Conversations? What are those?

The relationship I have with my kids has enriched me beyond measure. My capacity to love was not known to me until I had them. I am better, wiser, stronger, and more tired than I have been at any other time of my life...happily so! Thank you for your article.
01:25 AM on 08/11/2011
With my 2nd & 3rd pregnancy I hated the question: Do you know what you are having? My answer with the second was: I think a Mexican (I was craving TacoBell all the time!). With my 3rd: I'm hoping for a baby but a puppy would be fine too!