Loren Speer (the Bartender): Expatriate, revolutionary, rural Oaxacan school teacher who can speak one indigenous language. As an amateur video-journalist for Kaffienebuzz.com, he documented the lives of banana workers in Nicaragua, Chinanteco communities of southern Mexico, and wrote several essays on how to safely purchase and consume moonshine. He currently documents the local music scene and enjoys serving sadistically stiff cocktails at the Larimer Lounge.