We've all heard the phrase "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything right now. Wait until the person is gone and then say it hilariously." However, there are some things one never needs to say anymore. These phrases have been used, misused and overused so many times,...

Everybody knows that celebrities and perfume lines go hand in hand. Kind of like Ed Hardy and outward homophobia, bacne caused by rampant steroid abuse, and also being secretly gay. When I open up my loving pages of Cosmopolitan magazine, nothing makes me want to douse myself in freesia back...

Quick Recipe for a Pop Star: Throw Judy Blume and Lisa Frank into a blender. Slosh with vodka, serve in Kitson/Top Shop. Funnel down a developing young girl's throat whose parents need money badly enough to send her to LA. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I decided to turn...

You may think the only thing you've absorbed from romantic comedies is that Matthew McConaughey has never worn a shirt, but if you probe the inner sanctums of your mind you'll probably find many life lessons you learned from these films. Here are our 14 favorite teachings from the world...

Women's magazines are expensive. In this economy, I can't just throw five dollars out the window to read about eight discreet ways to have sex in public or what Lauren Conrad's doing with her hair. Luckily, I've read enough of these gems in the past to describe every issue being...

I was a kid once. Before I spent my Saturday mornings sleeping off a hangover, I used to play polygamist compound in my Ghostbusters house (I have an older brother) and there flourished six Barbies, one Ken, and a very confused Kelly doll. I also had a Little Mermaid Doll...

When I was younger, way back when Lindsay Lohan had an actual prescription to Adderall, girls across America read books. Not Amanda Bynes' Twitter, or Ashely Olsen's Fashion Wordpress, but tangible books that weren't even about vampires. One book series that had quite the following was "The Babysitter's Club": the...