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The Frenemy

The Frenemy

Posted: October 17, 2010 11:01 AM

Everybody knows that celebrities and perfume lines go hand in hand. Kind of like Ed Hardy and outward homophobia, bacne caused by rampant steroid abuse, and also being secretly gay. When I open up my loving pages of Cosmopolitan magazine, nothing makes me want to douse myself in freesia back notes than staring at Scarlett Johansson, lustily clutching puppies in a garden. I often roll around in cotton candy and Newport cigarettes when I run out of money to purchase Britney Spears' "Fantasy" perfume. However, there are just some celebrity perfume lines that I, in the iconic words of Christian Bale, "don't fucking understand." I'm serious- I'm not just going to make a bunch of "Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Why would I want to smell like [a truck stop, an STD, Eminem's dick}?" jokes. I mean, I really just cannot comprehend why these were made. I've narrowed the horrifying list down to five. For more from The Frenemy, go here! - Alida Nugent

Danielle Steele's “Danielle”
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I get it. Divorce is hard. You saw that book (complete with photo of red lipped Danielle Steele taken with Vaseline lens) at the grocery store check out line. You caved. You spent hours (between sobs, of course) reading her words of strong-willed Southern women falling madly in love with greying temples. These women had names with more letters than necessary. (Christiannna, Alexington). You picked up another one. The first line was “Jim Dawson was handsome from the day he was born.” You were hooked. You forgot to take the kids to soccer. You got a little fatter. Please, ladies. Do us all a favor--don’t smell like your shame, too.
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