Unnecessary & Disturbing Celebrity Perfumes (PHOTOS)

10/17/2010 10:02 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011
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Everybody knows that celebrities and perfume lines go hand in hand. Kind of like Ed Hardy and outward homophobia, bacne caused by rampant steroid abuse, and also being secretly gay. When I open up my loving pages of Cosmopolitan magazine, nothing makes me want to douse myself in freesia back notes than staring at Scarlett Johansson, lustily clutching puppies in a garden. I often roll around in cotton candy and Newport cigarettes when I run out of money to purchase Britney Spears' "Fantasy" perfume. However, there are just some celebrity perfume lines that I, in the iconic words of Christian Bale, "don't fucking understand." I'm serious- I'm not just going to make a bunch of "Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian Why would I want to smell like [a truck stop, an STD, Eminem's dick}?" jokes. I mean, I really just cannot comprehend why these were made. I've narrowed the horrifying list down to five. For more from The Frenemy, go here! - Alida Nugent