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The Frenemy

The Frenemy

Posted: October 15, 2010 03:06 PM

Quick Recipe for a Pop Star: Throw Judy Blume and Lisa Frank into a blender. Slosh with vodka, serve in Kitson/Top Shop. Funnel down a developing young girl's throat whose parents need money badly enough to send her to LA. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I decided to turn our most popular pop tarts into something that I can stomach: breakfast cereal. For more from The Frenemy, go here! - Alida Nugent

Ke$ha/Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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Ke$ha, like the un-milked square of the Cinnatoast, is hard and leaves a sticky film on your hand. Whether that sticky film is from the excess of tacky glitter on her body or the cocaine she no doubt just blew in a dive bar bathroom, I couldn’t tell you. But what I can tell you is that whenever you open up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you better be committed to the layer of grime that comes attached to it. And when finally put it in milk, it immediately contaminates the skim goodness and goes limp and lifeless. Much like if you throw Kesha in a shower.
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