If Pop Stars Were Breakfast Cereals: A Delicious Analysis (PHOTOS)

Quick Recipe for a Pop Star: Throw Judy Blume and Lisa Frank into a blender. Slosh with vodka, serve in Kitson/Top Shop. Funnel down a developing young girl's throat whose parents need money badly enough to send her to LA. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I decided to turn our most popular pop tarts into something that I can stomach: breakfast cereal. For more from The Frenemy, go here! - Alida Nugent

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Ke$ha/Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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Ke$ha, like the un-milked square of the Cinnatoast, is hard and leaves a sticky film on your hand. Whether that sticky film is from the excess of tacky glitter on her body or the cocaine she no doubt just blew in a dive bar bathroom, I couldn’t tell you. But what I can tell you is that whenever you open up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you better be committed to the layer of grime that comes attached to it. And when finally put it in milk, it immediately contaminates the skim goodness and goes limp and lifeless. Much like if you throw Kesha in a shower.

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Ke$ha, like the un-milked square of the Cinnatoast, is hard and leaves a sticky film on your hand. Whether that sticky film is from the excess of tacky glitter on her body or the cocaine she no doubt just blew in a dive bar bathroom, I couldn’t tell you. But what I can tell you is that whenever you open up a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, you better be committed to the layer of grime that comes attached to it. And when finally put it in milk, it immediately contaminates the skim goodness and goes limp and lifeless. Much like if you throw Kesha in a shower.

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Comments

[Cookie Monsta]

12:46 PM on 11/02/2010

I agree with the analogy on this level. YUCK! Keep that crap away from me...

[nermz345]

11:43 AM on 10/22/2010

lol not sure about this one... but i would have made gaga the fruit loops.

[oiba]

02:27 AM on 10/19/2010

horrible comedy writing. also, gaga and a slab a meat is too obvious. well, hopefully the next semester of interns will be funnier.

[HowardScottPearlman]

03:29 PM on 10/18/2010

Some of those starlets should have been Pop Tarts !

[sigh-ence]

03:23 PM on 10/18/2010

Awww I love Fruit Loops.

[Monk2001]

02:17 PM on 10/18/2010

Cinnamon Toast Cruch is delicious... Anyone who says different is pure Honey Smacks.

Golden Grahams also delicious.

[Json]

12:02 PM on 10/18/2010

Pop Tarts. Duh

[Holypat777]

11:22 AM on 10/18/2010

Won't someone please think of the whole grains!!!!!???????

[Artist Lacye A Brown]

10:22 PM on 10/17/2010

This is just cereal brainwashing.....I'm going to get my Blueberry Morning.

[Monk2001]

02:15 PM on 10/18/2010

Best cereal of alltime.. Cranberry Morning is right there also though.

[SuperMoncho]

04:05 AM on 10/17/2010

Notorious BIG

Kaboom Cereal

[youvebinfarteen]

01:55 AM on 10/17/2010

Amy Winehouse

Vodka and Cheerios

[Iwpach]

12:49 AM on 10/17/2010

Wow! Those were almost mean and catty, as some of the comments I've read here on Huffington Post. =O

[TheGreyDuck]

11:45 PM on 10/16/2010

This is the most offensive thing I've ever read. Somebody worked really hard on on Cinnamon Toast Crunch and produced an extremely tasty treat, and to compare it to.... kesha. So offensive.

[Musa1]

10:41 PM on 10/16/2010

Are straight men supposed to become strangely aroused by bowls of cereal now?

Is this some kind of new food fetish?

[whizkid]

07:23 PM on 10/16/2010

Katy is like Lucky Charms.
She's magically delicious.