Bush Takes Time During 9/11 Interview To Assure Public That Matt Lauer Has Hot Abs...
President Bush took time out of his busy schedule to address a matter of national security, Matt Lauer's abs. Bush must have rushed to the newsstand to pick up People Magazine to check out our exclusive pictures of Lauer's ripped bod that were so well hidden that not even the CIA, FBI, NSA, or even the Office of Homeland Security knew what Lauer has kept hidden under all those suits over the years.
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