The New York Times Exposes TomKat's Possible Wedding Vows: "Now, Tom, Girls Need Clothes And Food And Tender Happiness And Frills"...

IF Tom Cruise, a devotee of the Church of Scientology, weds Katie Holmes in Italy on Saturday, as his spokesman has announced, the event may well be a Scientology ceremony.

If so, the bridegroom might hear the Scientology minister proffer this advice, part of what the church refers to as the traditional ceremony: "Now, Tom, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice if you will, but still they need them."

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