'Meter Beater' Arrested For Weekend Parking Meter Assault
Perhaps he couldn't take it anymore.
The quadrupled meter rates, having to the feed the meters until 9 every night, seven days a week, no free Sundays anymore, and the increased enforcement--perhaps it was all too much for him.
Maybe he was broke and needed some change for the bus. Maybe he just got one too many parking tickets. Or maybe he really loathed and despised that particular parking meter.
Whatever it was that drove this man to take a standard sized concrete cinder block and repeatedly slam the meter head for ten minutes, we may never know.
The casually dressed young man, who looked to be in his late twenties, walked up to the parking meter on the 3300 block of N. Lincoln. Ave. around 1:30 last Saturday afternoon and began assaulting it with the concrete block.
Wham! Wham! Wham! Shocked and puzzled onlookers passed by while he repeatedly pummeled the crap out of the meter head and pole.
"Did the meter eat your quarter?" one bystander asked while walking by.
With a brief shake of his head, the clearly agitated man continued his punishment of the meter. Pieces of concrete continued to crack and chip off the main cinder block, eventually breaking it into two main pieces.
The assailant, sweating from exertion in the relatively mild temperatures, stripped off his shirt and then redoubled his attack on the meter, using the larger of the two pieces.
Finally, after about ten minutes of this attack, a Chicago police car raced to the scene with siren blaring and lights flashing. Despite the approaching siren, the man continued for a few moments, but then quickly dropped his weapon and ran around the corner, north down Marshfield Ave. and into the Lakeview YMCA located at 3333 N. Marshfield.
Four squad cars descended on the scene and pursued the meter beater into the YMCA.
The man, apparently a YMCA resident, was removed from the building, yelling and sporting bruises and marks on his shirtless torso.
"Something was definitely wrong with him," Joe, a laid off CTA worker and YMCA resident, said about the meter assailant's psychological state. "I'm a newer resident and keep to myself so I don't really know him."
Lakeview YMCA Executive Director Brian Page and Residence Director John Carolan, had no comment about the incident.
According to Chicago municipal law, it is illegal to damage a city parking meter:
9-80-150 Parking meters - Damage prohibited - Interference with intent to park without paying or obtain coins unlawful.
(a) It shall be unlawful for any person to deface, injure, tamper with, open or wilfully break, destroy or impair the usefulness of any parking meter. Every person convicted of a violation of this subsection shall be punished by a fine of $250.00.
Department of Revenue spokesman Ed Walsh says the city is not shy about prosecuting persons who damage parking meters.
"It is considered to be serious," says Walsh. "We'd probably view this (incident) as attempted vandalism. When it is out and out vandalism, it doesn't occur very often and most incidents involve someone sticking something in the meter slot."
The most incredible detail of the story is, despite ten minutes of constant battering with a 30 pound rock, the parking meter did not break and continues to function normally at 15 minutes per quarter.
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What?! No more Sundays?! You gotta be kidding me.
I thought the guy was a parking meter trainer.
Ya know stick his head in the mouth of the meter....
I don't get the boots?
There must be a better way than a cinder block. In Star Wars, wasn't the key to destroying the Death Star by dropping something into a little slot that reaches the core, or something?
Anyhow, I wish Meter Beater lots of luck like Luke Skywalker battling evil, hopfully better than Cool Hand Luke had.
We're living in the Vichy government here. Vandalism? Hardly even close to as corrupt as allowing a private company move in and literally rape citizens with these prices. Plus Sundays, which were kept fee-free as a vestige of Sunday-closing laws, are no longer sacred, either.
This guy is brilliance. He's only acting out what the rest of us are feeling. This was such a huge mistake for the city, and I absolutely encourage anyone and everyone to follow this lead.
Hmmm... Give him some shoes and send him to Texas?
Not long ago I misread the time for parking on a Chicago Meter downtown. Actually I didn't misread but paid attention to a temporary sign that expired early that day,however the fine print I did not read, so after the $160 dollar tow bill and the now unpaid ticket that eventually will cost me over $300. I've found its cheaper to just plan to pay the $30 to park in a garage. This type of Downtown Chicago Parking frustration apparently was too much for this guy.
Since the fine for damaging or trying to get money from a meter is only $250 maybe this fellow could still come out ahead, but I was just wondering who took all the pics.
shades of Cool Hand Luke.
shoulda used a sledgehammer; concrete blocks aren't a good tool at all.
I was thinking of Cool Hand Luke too!
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