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10 Questions You Should Ask Yourself Before Having Kids

Posted: 02/21/2012 11:25 am

By Julie Ryan Evans on CafeMom's blog, The Stir

There is plenty of sunshine and roses that comes with parenthood, but as any parent with an ounce of honesty will tell you, it's also the toughest gig you'll ever have. Sure, all of those family pictures your friends post on Facebook look like the stuff of fairy tales, but behind every shining little face is the truth: They will change your lives in ways you could never imagine, and not all of those ways are good.

So while clocks may be ticking and ovaries are aching for a little babe, it's best that people go into parenthood with their eyes wide open. Because the fact is not everyone can handle it nor should they attempt to do so. For some, it's just not the right time in their life, and waiting is a better option. For others, it should probably just be a big permanent never. To determine how prepared you are to become a parent, here are 10 very important questions you should ask yourself before becoming one:

1. Do you like to sleep in?
If your answer is yes, consider getting a gerbil. If no, continue to the next question.

2. Are you totally cool with someone throwing up all over you? Repeatedly?
If yes, then I question your sanity for the job. If no, don't worry, you'll get used to it.

3. Can you go three days without sleep and still drive a car?
If you answered no, make sure you live by a reliable means of public transportation before getting pregnant. If yes, I want whatever it is you've got.

4. Do you require privacy to do your business in the bathroom?
If yes, prepare for problems, and invest in a good laxative.

5. Are you prepared to say goodbye to the sound of yourself thinking for at least the next 18 years?
If no, don't worry, you will quickly forget that such a sound even existed. There are plenty of new and unusual sounds that will take its place (Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy!).

6. Do you have a whole list of things you'll NEVER do as a parent? Do you hate to be wrong?
If yes to both, start by ripping that list up right now.

7. Do you love input from strangers on things that are none of their business and adore being judged for pretty much every move you make?
If no, proceed with caution and start practicing deep breathing techniques.

8. Can you clean up puke, change 10 crib sheets, make dinner, and help someone do homework while running a fever of 103?
Okay, no one thinks they can.

9. Do you like to fly on airplanes and eat in restaurants without the burning eyes of hatred from hundreds of glaring strangers searing into your skin?
If yes, think of adopting a 17-year-old. People usually start to be kinder to kids in public around that age.

10. Are you good at scraping things off of floors -- like oh, say ... your PRIDE?
This is pretty much the biggest deal breaker. Your personal pride all but evaporates it comes to leaking breasts, public potty accidents, and children who blurt out exactly the wrong thing at the wrong time. The best you can do is scrape up the scraps and carry on.

Bonus question: Are you prepared for the most rewarding and amazing roller coaster ride of your life that's worth any of the hard stuff?
If yes, then get to procreating, because the rest of it doesn't really matter in the scheme of things.

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By Julie Ryan Evans on CafeMom's blog, The Stir There is plenty of sunshine and roses that comes with parenthood, but as any parent with an ounce of honesty will tell you, it's also the toughest gig ...
By Julie Ryan Evans on CafeMom's blog, The Stir There is plenty of sunshine and roses that comes with parenthood, but as any parent with an ounce of honesty will tell you, it's also the toughest gig ...
 
 
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peacebythesea
Promote peace not hate!
09:25 PM on 02/25/2012
#1 should be: Can you handle a child that could possibly have special needs? Can your marriage survive children? Can your marriage survive having a child with special needs? Babies don't come with an instruction book and ideally they need BOTH parents to bond with..especially during the critical years of life!
12:31 AM on 03/23/2012
The special needs part is a huuuuge one. I have to say we didn't even consider that possibility. Even today when I see parents out at the mall or wherever with a nearly grown special needs child who requires constant attention and will for life, I can't even conceive how I could have handled it.
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toga1fu
09:25 PM on 02/25/2012
11. are u totally committed to the idea of having kids nad sharing the responsibility for the rest of your lives as parents.

12. is their any possibility of divorce right now? if so why and can we work on that.
08:22 PM on 02/25/2012
Free advise: Before you have kids, Have as much sex as possible
08:09 PM on 02/25/2012
...and #11, can my current job support my ex-wife, and child support for 10-18 years?
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toga1fu
09:25 PM on 02/25/2012
absolutely
08:02 PM on 02/25/2012
11. If your going to have them, do it for the right reason and both agree as parents to share the load.

Note: Kids can be rewarding and a great blessing when a mutual respect is given. I know all won't agree, just my thoughts.
07:32 PM on 02/25/2012
All you really have to do is turn back the clock. When I was young, 80 years ago, the adults ruled. Children were to be seen but not heard. So if you want to go along with the psychologists who have been totally wrong then dod as the author says. Remember psychologists go into that field to find a cure for their own mental illness.
07:27 PM on 02/25/2012
Sorry, but I speak my mind! I refuse to be silent when it comes to this! I am worn out from being judged. I think some of the reason we struggle to get pregnant is the nonsense we have to deal with and the stress it puts on us. We have to spend so much time defending our right to treatment and stand up for ourselves and for our reproductive system. We have to spend so much time correcting myths and wrong information. I want what everyone else who has a family wanted. I work very hard and I have wanted to have a family since I was 4. Nobody grows up dreaming of going through ivf, having surgeries, tests and procedures to have a child! You don't plan it. You listen to what the dr says, get second and 3rd opinions, weigh and measure every decision heavily and make choices. You can't waiver. If I thought about adoption the whole time I went through a cycle, I wouldn't be concentrating and believing in that cycle and belief plays a huge role in success. It does! With infertility you take one step at a time. It's a process and a journey! It's not easy but I wouldn't be doing this if I truly didn't want to do all the work it takes to raise a child!! If I didn't want it this much I wouldn't do it!!
01:36 PM on 02/28/2012
Considering how many posts you've done on the subject of your infertility, it supports my suspicion that perhaps you want to be pregnant just for the attention that pregnancy brings, not so much because you realize the true extent of motherhood. It is more than just "gross" things, it is the responsibility, the unpredictability, the fact that you have to accept him/her regardless of what they do. A baby is cute, but a teenager is challenging. Heck, I'm sure that every murderer in prison was a cute baby at some point. It is rather selfish to have a kid just to have someone take care of you when you're old and give you grandchildren, to have that human being you're bringing into this world fit your mold of perfection. That's why the money I'm saving for not having kids will go to a nice nursing home when I'm old, probably much nicer than what my kid would be able to afford if I had any. I used to work in a retirement area, and it was sad all the old folks there who missed their families, and only saw their kids once or twice a year. I've known several old childfree people that tell me they do not regret it, instead they have beautiful memories of their full and fun lives. And it is true that adoption is expensive - but so is infertility treatments.
05:21 PM on 02/28/2012
This is NOT abput attention and just being pregnant!!! I want to argue with my child about taking out the trash, about being home on time. I want to be up late worrying about my child! That's wonderful that you don't want kids! That's you! If your mom felt that way, you wouldn't be here to make that choice! For you information, I have had 5 iui's and 5 ivf cycle and I still would spend more on adoption then I spent on all of that combined. Adoption can be as much as $50,000 and still fails every day just like treatments. I want a family for many reasons. This isn't about attention!! You have NO IDEA what you are talking about!! I love temper tantrums and changing diapers. I used to change about 50 a day for many years. That's about right 12 kids in my room x's 4-5 times a day. I love the challenges of taking care of children! That is when I am at my best! You need to go back under that rock you came out from!
07:20 PM on 02/25/2012
Most people hide it because they know the comments they are going to get! If I had a dollar for everytime I heard "Just adopt" then I would be rich! Every fertility patient hears that one! I am so sick of being judged!! We all are! We struggle with this. If you think we don't think about the daily things parents go through you are severely wrong! We think about it more than most! We notice it all! We notice the discipline, the interactions and the work that goes into it and we crave that with every fiber of our being! I would love for a child to come into my room in the middle of the night and wake me up! I have cleaned up children having accidents in their beds! I know what gross things are involved. I would love to have that 24/7 responsibilty. Look at it this way. If I don't have a kid then society will take care of me when I am old. I want to be a mom to have a family. I want to watch my child grow, hopefully have a son or daughter in law and hopefully grandkids!
isisreptiles
Pro-choice, pro marriage equality
09:31 PM on 02/25/2012
Even if you have a child, there is absolutely NO guarantee that they will take care of you in your old age.
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10:04 PM on 02/25/2012
And there's no guarantee that your kid will even want to get married and have kids...my parents have had to come to terms with that about me.
07:14 PM on 02/25/2012
Donor eggs have been around for 25 yrs. Infertility treatments have been around for over 30. In the future, I can hopefully adopt or foster. I would love to do all three. I would like a child of my own. I am NOT selfish! If a person without fertility problems has children, they are not told that they are selfish. So why are infertility patients made to feel that way?! That's not right!! I have known moms who went through infertility. In fact, I took care of their kids and they told me that compared to years of infertility, actually taking care of the child was not that hard. I am NOT saying it's easy, but infertility takes all of your time. You have to manage time extremely well and balance so much more than people realize. It is a full time job! It never leaves you! You can't miss a thing. You can't miss a shot, bloodowork or ultrasound. You take the shots the exact the minute of day that they tell you to take them and many times it;s up to 5 shots a day. You have to manage medications, appts, work, family obligations and make sure you can be there exactly when they tell you to be there! That doesn't count ALL the paperwork, messages, questions, faxing, emailing and running to the fertility pharmacy to get your meds. Almost everyone knows someone going through it even if you're not aware of it. Most people hide it!
07:06 PM on 02/25/2012
I am 35. I have loved and taken care of children of all races, ages and abilities. I have had kids in my classroom with severe Autism and I am currrently watching another with Down Syndrome. My problem is my eggs and unfortunately it takes a few rounds of ivf for them to realize that. It's how the process works! The drs can't seem them until they are retrieved and see how they do. Infertility is very complex! There are so many reasons that a person can't pregnant Everything has to be just so for it to happen. Something happened in my brain with my hormones that destroyed my eggs a lot earlier than it should have happened. It has a name but I don't remmember what it is. With donor eggs you are trying to replacw what you lost and NO I don't need a clone and I want one child! I don't need to be ocotmom! That is such a myth! This society thinks that everyone who goes through treatment want to have a ton of kids and live off of welfare! That's not true at all! They are trying to help my body create one child I would have liked to adopt and embryo which is great for both couples because they're sitting frozen and the donating parents want to donate them because they don't want them detroyed. Those programs were just so hard to find . Yes my donor is somewhat of a match to me
06:22 PM on 02/25/2012
I I've absolutely NO regrets about deciding I DID NOT want children.... God bless those who do....
05:06 PM on 02/25/2012
Was thinking this would be something serious besides someone's lame comedy sketch on discarding youthful selfishness. Question # 1. Can you financially afford to have children and support them? If yes then proceed with caution, The other stuff tends to fall into place
08:03 PM on 02/25/2012
I agree with you that it is a serious matter not to be taken lightly.
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catmagnet
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05:00 PM on 02/25/2012
Most rewarding roller coaster ride? Please...I just puked a little in my mouth.

In all seriousness, I am grateful that my parents had my brother and I so far apart in age (I'm the elder of us two kids). That way, I was able to see what sacrifices it really took in order to raise a child. I definitely remembered those experiences when my brother was a baby and into being a toddler when I was trying to figure out if I TRULY wanted to be a parent. I realized that the idealized version of parenthood was appealing (which is what I think most people think of when they decide to have kids), but the actual reality was not.

Soon afterwards, I found a physician willing to make my childfree decision permanent, and I've never regretted it.

I think too may people just go along with societal expectations and do the "usual" thing of getting married and having kids without really thinking about what that all entails. People shop for clothes, choose contractors and pick stocks with more thought than what changes are going to happen once kids come into the picture, and that is why we have such issues with restaurants not wanting to allow unruly children in their restaurants, women going overboard with the public breastfeeding, etc.

We have become a society of selfish people who feel entitled to everything under the sun, when it simply isn't the case.
isisreptiles
Pro-choice, pro marriage equality
06:02 AM on 02/26/2012
I totally agree that too many people have kids without giving it a second thought as to what it entails and without a second thought as to if it's really the right choice for them.
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Still kickin
life should be Little House meets the Jetsons :)
04:58 PM on 02/25/2012
I knew by the age of 16 that I would never have kids. At the age of 40, I finally got married, and became an instant grandmother. Now there's a great gig! :)
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gardenmom
grammar police go away :P
04:09 PM on 02/25/2012
i liked the joking and sarcastic tone of the article, found it amusing and dont think it should be taken too seriously. although #6 was a hard lesson learned in the real world :)