Clinton Aide Accuses Obama of Fathering Two Black Girls

Manchester NH -- Mark Penn, senior political strategist for the Hillary Clinton campaign, today urged Barack Obama to "come clean" and admit that he has fathered two African American girls.

Penn, speaking to reporters on the Manchester airport tarmac as he was getting his hair re-slimed, defended raising the issue on the grounds that his candidate is losing and he needed to throw as much shit at the wall as possible in hopes that something will stick.

"I'm merely pointing out that the senator has two children", Penn gurgled through layers of gelatinous neck fat, "yes they were born in wedlock, but the fact of the matter is they are not white and it's merely something for rural New Hampshire women over age 65 to consider". Penn added he had no "specific evidence" that Obama had "ever given or sold" the girls drugs.

In a related development, long time Clinton bagman Terry McAuliffe urged independent Granite State voters to "find something else to do next Tuesday". "For this to be a change election", he said, "we need our kind of turnout".

Comments

[jmpurser]

That would be a pretty good example of the "experience" Hillary brings to the field.

[uglicoyote]

I don't know what is funnier, the post or the fact that many seem to think it is true.

[LeftRight]

Thanks, I needed the laugh!

[JimR]

LOL

Good one!

[MindGrapes]

THIS IS SATIRE, PEOPLE. NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD SATIRE, BUT SATIRE JUST THE SAME. IN OTHER WORDS, IT'S A JOKE - NOT REAL.

[flashlight]

Article, amusing B-

Comments, hilarious A+

[kishaaann]

This seems way racial too me. It seems like the Clinton campaign are trying to feed into the black male sterotype.

[peachfuzz]

ha ha ha funny. I can't believe The Machine has such a mealy-mouthed, energy-sapped representative.

[Simonne]

This is disgusting. I'm so sick of the Clintons always trying to destroy their competition. Bill could have lots of kids scattered all over the country so Clinton's campaign should be more careful the dirt they put out. Hillary is well aware what goes on in her own campaign even though she says otherwise.

[daveny]

Great, hilarious post. I've always hated how Hillary has been willing to play the republican game in order to win -- bringing in scuzzbags like Dick Morris, Mark Penn, and the like to do their dirty work.

It's not just enough to claim a change of face or a change of policy -- we want to change our POLITICS and throw out the boomer gestappos of the left and the right and try to forge a new way forward that doesn't involve trying to beat half the country into submission.

[roald]

Of course, I missed the satire tag.

[kishaaann]

Is this for real? Are the Clintons that desparate? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

[roald]

It's not 1-April, but this has to be a joke. One would expect a real political assassin to be more subtle making the same point.

[villastrangiato]

More garbage from the politicians that have always been deeply mired in the "politics of personal destruction". You'd think these idiots would stop and think - gee - why did Obama just pound us into the ground in Iowa? Could it be that Americans are tired of Washington fingerpointers and smear artists? Could Congress' 18% approval rating as a result of gridlock and fingerpointing have anything to do with it? Could Amercicans actually be looking for inspiration and the kind of cooperation that will be needed to deal with pressing global and domestic problems?

Hey Hill/Bill, it's no longer 1996. Americans don't care about your trashy personal lives and endless special prosecutor investigations that go nowhere. We have problems that need to be solved - NOW! And clearly, you are not the answer.

[CornBred]

Looks like Obama was "shaheened" again today! ;)

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