Dick For The Defense

Posted January 16, 2007 | 11:19 AM (EST)



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According to the UN, there will be 34,452 fewer Iraqi signatures on the giant Thank You card our Commander/Educator In Chief anticipates as he checks the mailbox at his Camp David bunker.

Meanwhile, Condoleezza Rice tours the Middle East trying to strike just the right balance between initiating massive civilian casualties and tolerating brutal repression. Surely this is a job for Under Secretary of State for Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs Karen "Man-In-A-Pant-Suit" Hughes. Last seen...uhh...

Yet there's good news...Scooter Libby may be going on trial, but he will have no more stalwart defender than Richard B. Cheney. His impassioned defense of Libby's character on Fox News Sunday may one day be carved in marble beneath the bust of our 46th Vice President. "I believe", said Cheney, "he's one of the more honest men I know".

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