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6 Quick Sanity Tricks

Posted: 06/01/09 10:03 AM ET

Awhile back I asked you for your sanity tricks, techniques that help you fight the forces of the dark side. Here are some of the gems.

1. Learn the alphabet.


Do you know why the vowel "I" comes well before the vowel "U"? Because a person must take care of herself before trying to help someone else or the world. It's the same logic that flight attendants use when they swear to you that your plane isn't going to crash, but in the event that it does, you'd be smart to fasten your own oxygen mask before helping the kiddies. Do it in reverse, and you'll all run out of air.

2. Stop the singing lessons.

I could have used this one a long time ago: "Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." In other words, you can't change other people. Mean creatures inhabit every planet. But you can change yourself: the way you relate to them, or your reaction ... to their singing.

3. Get a yellow light.

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Some folks intuitively know how to relax and slow down. And some go to therapy to learn how. The latter group operates with two speeds: go and stop. They go, go, go, and go even faster until they crash. And that's never pretty. Which is why they need a yellow light signaling ... Hit the breaks! ... Transition, dude! ... Yo, Speedy! You're missing the good stuff!!

4. Play out your hand.

This was an excellent reminder by a reader for those moments when I'm griping about the cards that I was dealt in life. Granted, in proper perspective, my hand is a winner. I live in a free country where I actually get paid for whining. I have two "spirited" kids who have all their limbs. And I have a freezer stocked full of dark chocolate. But I often focus on the stinkers in my hand: a severe mood disorder and some other health conditions.

Playing out our hand is about living the stuff of the Serenity Prayer: tucking away the loser card we can't get rid of, trying to steal our opponent's King if we can, and knowing when to draw.

5. Write it down.

In an August 2003 issue of Australian Journal of Psychology, University of Texas psychologist James W. Pennebaker summarizes dozens of studies linking expressive writing to improvements in immunity, academic performance, social behavior, and mental health. In a 2003 British Psychological Society study, results indicated that writing about emotions might even speed the healing of physical wounds.

If journaling about pain can heal your knee scab, think about what writing might do for your heart, mind, and soul! Articulating my journey from the abyss of severe depression and back has certainly contributed to sanity in my life and I can vouch for others, as well.

6. Think outside the symptoms.

A woman who struggles with anxiety told me that when the panic minions whisper into her ear things like "this is the worst thing that's ever happened," "we're doomed," and "there is no way out of this," that she scolds them. "I'm not buying whatever you're selling, so save it for someone else," she'll say. I've been learning to use the same technique with my depression-- to think outside my symptoms--so that when I hear myself repeat to the person staring back at me in the mirror unfair assessments like "you're a failure," "you're lazy," and "you're good for nothing," I know that it isn't me talking, it's my mood disorder.


Originally published on Beyond Blue at Beliefnet.com. To read more of Therese, visit her blog, Beyond Blue at Beliefnet.com, or subscribe here. You may also find her at www.thereseborchard.com.


 

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Awhile back I asked you for your sanity tricks, techniques that help you fight the forces of the dark side. Here are some of the gems. 1. Learn the alphabet. Do you know why the vowel "I" comes well...
Awhile back I asked you for your sanity tricks, techniques that help you fight the forces of the dark side. Here are some of the gems. 1. Learn the alphabet. Do you know why the vowel "I" comes well...
 
 
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08:12 AM on 06/04/2009
Yes Theresa,

This blog is so hopeful. As a psychotherapist and spiritual teacher, I might have used these same 6 tips for many people. I always say that everyone is incarnated with their 6 things to work on. Diving deeply into the hand we are dealt, getting to know it, process it and forgive ourselves and others will lessen the strong hold these issues have on us. To have the most inner peace we might cultivate compassion and kindness toward ourselves and others.

May we all live from our greatest sanity,
http://www.DrJenniferHoward.com
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SoonerThought
01:38 PM on 06/03/2009
Thanks. I needed that.
03:34 PM on 06/02/2009
I really like this!
12:25 AM on 06/02/2009
What do I do if reading another internet article will drive me insane! AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh.....
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MerrieWay
10:51 PM on 06/01/2009
Math has never been my strong suit...but I counted 6x tips with the inclusion of your first paragraph. With that said...you are very brave Therese facing your symptoms. We can label any bad mood and the mind goes into a loop, and believes we are stuck forever. Remember, 'this too shall pass'.

Tip # 7. MerrieWay offers HAHA healers.com as the flipside to feeling blue, stressed or anxious.
You can't worry when you laugh. Watch a funny video or movie.

Tip # 8. Jump into nature. Watch a caterpillar crawl, pick a flower and inhale the sweet aroma. Let a puppy lick your face.

Tip # 9 Hike, jog or take a brisk walk. Exercise is the body's energy release. It amps up the feel-good endorphins and can change a bad mood into a more hopeful one.
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jeanneyogini
09:24 PM on 06/01/2009
These are great tips for coping. I like the one about writing it down. I have done stream of consciousness writing to loosen up and have been amazed how it also unleashes unexpressed emotions. I also like practicing meditation twice as way to dissolve stress and anxiety in the body, so it doesn't accumulate and challenge my sanity.
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PatA
Pink is a 4 letter word
06:59 PM on 06/01/2009
I need to practice these tips. I also suffer from depression and sometimes it is very difficult to put one foot in front of the other.
02:10 PM on 06/01/2009
What a ripoff! You promised six tricks but listed only five.

There goes my sanity, and it's your fault.
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Mitt Romney for president - of the Cayman islands!
05:18 PM on 06/01/2009
...I...U was the first.

Wow, you never healed your knee scab by writing, did you? Or were you actively trying to find a reason to go insane?