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Tim Young
Tim Young, a native of Baltimore, MD, has an opinion about everything. His stand-up comedy ranges from stories about growing up, dating and a unique commentary on politics.

Young placed as a finalist in the DC Improv’s 2008 Funniest College Competition. He quickly went on to tour the country, hosting and performing at Comedy Death Ray in LA, Caroline’s on Broadway, The New York Comedy Club, The Laugh Lounge, The Improv, Wiley’s and other major Comedy Clubs. You can follow him on Twitter @timrunshismouth and on Facebook or visit

Entries by Tim Young

What if Presidential Dropouts Were Announced Like the Hunger Games?

(1) Comments | Posted February 3, 2016 | 3:30 PM

It would look a little something like this:

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My Tickets, My Choice?

(2) Comments | Posted June 16, 2015 | 1:21 PM

There are very few times in my life that I have actually scratched my head in confusion about something. One of those times was the other day when I learned that to some in the live entertainment and sports industry, there's an argument that you don't actually own the tickets...

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Comedian Takes on the 'Sleepless in Austin' $1500 Challenge

(1) Comments | Posted September 30, 2013 | 8:09 PM

I was as shocked/disgusted as most of you probably were at what was said not only on, but then what was said in the follow up interview on HuffPost Live (God Bless Caitlyn Becker for keeping it together). So I did the only logical thing I could do...


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Allen West: Capitalizing on Boston's Tragedy?

(13) Comments | Posted April 17, 2013 | 3:48 PM

Like most Americans, I have been hurt by the tragedy in Boston. We all were touched by these horrific events.

I say that to show you what popped up on the corner of my Facebook feed this morning:


Former Florida Congressman and...

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10 Things I Learned About Roller Derby From the Texas Rollergirls

(9) Comments | Posted April 5, 2013 | 8:36 PM

I never thought that at 32 I would become a fan of a new sport... and a women's sport at that. Like most other Americans, I've been conditioned since birth to worship men's sports, which is why the NFL, MLB, and NBA do so well. Oh, sure, we have women's...

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Homophobic Support of Same-Sex Marriage Is Annoying

(2) Comments | Posted March 29, 2013 | 4:46 PM

Is anyone else annoyed by the homophobic support of same-sex marriage that's out there? I am.

You know what I'm talking about. I've seen a lot of this little number on Facebook lately:


Apparently, in a lot of ignorant people's minds, if...

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Non-Super-Bowl-Watching 'Activists' Need Hugs... and Focus

(2) Comments | Posted February 3, 2013 | 5:15 PM

Now that the big game is here, we need to all take a moment and give our Internet friends, you know, the ones who are making a big fuss about not watching the game, some love.

If they are taking a stand against sports or commercialism or whatever it may...

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Breaking Down the Worst Christmas Video of All Time

(0) Comments | Posted December 21, 2012 | 10:49 AM

One of the creators of a video entitled, 'Shit I don't like,' a.k.a. the video that sets back women about 100 years and makes me want to throw up at the thought of Christmas on my Facebook page late last night.

Upon realizing it wasn't a joke... I had...

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Logic From a Republican Who Can Accept a Loss

(11) Comments | Posted November 8, 2012 | 2:11 PM

I am so tired of the illogical map of America argument that my Republican friends who can't handle a loss are making.

First of all, I want you to know that I am a Republican who didn't want Obama to win, but can accept the loss. Romney was the worst...

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Super Hero Presidential Poll (Video)

(0) Comments | Posted November 6, 2012 | 5:14 PM

With all the "real people" polls going around, who has taken the time to ask the Super Heroes what they think? I certainly have.

I went to Wizard World ComicCon in Austin and asked the critical questions of our "heroes."

Take a break from the seriousness of today, watch this,...

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Your First Time

(0) Comments | Posted October 31, 2012 | 2:17 PM

Inspired by Lena Dunham's commercial for President Obama's campaign, I couldn't help but try to make one of my own...

It got a little bit confusing, but in the end, a famous Senate candidate helped me clear up a few questions that I had.

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Mitt Romney's 'Most Terrible' Supporters

(2) Comments | Posted October 26, 2012 | 7:29 PM

With all the hype associated with the impending election, it's so easy to overlook the true supporters of Mitt Romney...

Sure we have Ann Coulter, Donald Trump, Karl Rove, Clint Eastwood and others, but what about those who took the time to write compelling songs and speak their minds...

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Terrible Moments in White People History

(4) Comments | Posted October 9, 2012 | 4:01 PM

If you haven't had a chance to see the worst wedding video of all time, "Wedding Surprise!!!" here it is, brought to you with commentary, by the staff at Bread8 productions.

Watch along for the critical analysis of why we hate and you will hate, this horrifying expression of love...

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"O" Yeah, I'm Another Fair Weather Fan

(2) Comments | Posted September 26, 2012 | 3:24 PM

Let's be completely honest with one another: the Baltimore Orioles had 87 fans up until about a month ago. Those 87 fans included owner of all things awesome in Baltimore, Steve Geppi, and my psychologist, God bless him, who will not be named.

No one went to games, no one...

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What Foods Are Gay? (VIDEO)

(1) Comments | Posted August 9, 2012 | 8:12 PM

Following the Chick-fil-A controversy of last week, I took to the streets of Austin, Texas in an attempt to determine which foods are gay and which are straight.

We already knew that Chick-fil-A is only for straight people, but which foods are for everyone else?


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How Can You Still Support Joe Paterno?

(27) Comments | Posted July 2, 2012 | 6:26 PM

I just don't understand why anyone can still have a shred of respect for Joe Paterno.

As soon as the allegations came out about Jerry Sandusky months ago, we all knew he had to have a hand in what was going on.

And it wasn't like he heard something in...

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10 Don'ts of Dating Learned From Eavesdropping at a Coffee Shop

(2) Comments | Posted June 27, 2012 | 12:28 PM

Today at my favorite coffee shop in Austin, I had the misfortune of sitting next to two unattractive women who were complaining about their relationship statuses... and yes, they were unattractive.

Don't give me that 'oh you're a terrible superficial jerk' comment on this... you know you have unattractive...

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Where's My 'Responsible Enough to Not Have a Child' Day?

(25) Comments | Posted June 17, 2012 | 12:13 PM

Father's Day is a day of respect to the men that basically screwed us up and whose actions pretty much forced us to develop into the characters we are today.

My dad, for example, was so conservative that he made me never want to be conservative. Win right?

So here...

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The 2012 GSA Conference Video

(0) Comments | Posted April 29, 2012 | 1:40 PM

Just when you thought you had heard enough about GSA's overspending, this video appears.

It looks like the GSA was going to continue its overspending for 2012 in a big way...

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My Serious Republican Conundrum

(6) Comments | Posted February 16, 2012 | 11:47 AM

I covered CPAC this past weekend and of course did my serious journalistic duty.

In my time off, I perused the exhibit hall and collected plenty of items including but not limited to: 'Kill The Death Tax' buttons, NRA stickers, 'Too Hot for C-Span' tshirts, some slap bracelet for some...

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