Finally, The 12 Toughest Decisions by George W. Bush
Former President George W. Bush was in Calgary this week, in his first foreign visit as a former head of state. There, he announced the subject of the book he will be writing. It's about the 12 toughest decisions he made in office.
Title suggestions? "I Was The Decider." "War and Piece" or "If I Did It: The Bush Presidency".
Here's a cheat before the book is written. The 12 toughest decisions by George Bush:
1. The blue tie or red tie?
2. Should I defer to Rove or to Cheney?
3. Should my vacation be a long stay at Crawford or longer stay at Crawford?
4. Who to help, cronies or friends?
5. Plural of child, "childrens" or "childs"?
6. Pretzel, hard or soft?
7. Pretzel, chew or inhale?
8. Bill of Rights, annoying or stupid?
9. Over easy or over medium?
10. Katrina, wait or sit it out?
11. Should I defer to Rove or to Cheney?
12. The striped tie or the solid tie?
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Bush book preview:
Chapter 3) Paper or plastic?
Chapter 7) Do I want fries with that?
Chapter 10) Crinkle or fold?
The betting window is now open: how long after its release does it end up in the bargain bin? $10 a square, house takes 5%.
Finally, a book to get for my boss next Christmas! Twelve of W's best golfing tips.
WMD or Winnabegos of mass destruction?
Like the guy has something to say. Like the guy can write a coherent sentence. Like it isn't being written by some sychophantic speech writer. Like it won't be self-serving. Like it won't be full of religious bullshit and praising his father who he hates.
"Should I read the NIE warning of a terrorist attack in the USA? Nah."
LOLOL!! Great article. I feel guilty laughing tho, because this might be non-fiction we're talking about here. ;o)
Ha. Too bad that's better than his book will be.
The book will be long, self-serving, full of lies and not funny.
It'll be like Stephen Colbert's question to guests: "George W. Bush: Great President or the Greatest?"
Good one Tina!
Buy a self serving, ghost written, revisionist, smug piece of garbage, further enriching that mutant? I think not. Besides, the remaindered copies can be collected and sent to Dallas and the GWB Presidential Library-so "My Pet Goat" won't be the only book in residence.
Bush had far more important decisions, such as:
Yellow cake or chocolate?
After he found out what yellow cake meant:
WMDs, or Iraqi Al Qaedas, or Iraq caused 9/11, or Yellow cake, or democracy for Iraq, or mushroom clouds?
that's about right. let's all do GWB a favor and NOT buy his book....th
It's sure to be good for a laugh, but even better for a boycott.
He might even have a spare bookshelf or two to put them on.
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