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The Great Divide: Swimming Against the Tide in Suburbia

Posted: 08/12/09 10:10 AM ET

On one of those rain-forest July days, my daughter wanted to ride her scooter. We drove to Nyack Memorial Park on the Hudson riverfront. "Crap," I said when I spotted the red-and-yellow tent. I had forgotten the Amazing Grace Circus was still going on.

Children holding cotton candy were milling outside the enclosure, lining up to see acrobats and clowns and Millie the Elephant. We parked anyway so my daughter could zip around. "I don't understand why people think it is okay to abuse animals," I said, shaking my head. "I know," my husband replied. "If they only knew how these animals are treated."

My daughter waltzed past the tent. She didn't ask to go in, even though she has never been to the circus. She knows her family has different rules, and for now, she is in our fold.

In time she may end up on the psychiatrist's couch lamenting her parents' strident ideologies but at seven she accepts that chaining an elephant and asking her to do tricks for the sake of human amusement is a grotesque imposition.

Every summer we visit the Catskill Animal Sanctuary in Saugerties. This is a karmic haven for 1,500 farm animals that have been rescued from unspeakable circumstances. You can sit in the turkey enclosure or kiss a 1,000-pound pig or pull down leaves off the willow trees and feed goats. Many of the animals roam free. It is not a petting zoo. It is not a zoo. We don't visit zoos. It is a place where every animal has a story.

Decisions like shunning the circus are not easy. As a child I was taken to the circus but somewhere along the way I developed deep empathy for animals. I don't blame my parents for not knowing better. But I do. I can't in good conscience teach my child that using circus animals is an acceptable form of entertainment.

Not playing by the rules is dicey in suburbia where children are raised in a culture of uniformity. I don't let my daughter go to birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese or eat cafeteria school food or watch television during the week. This makes her different. This makes us different.

Nothing says "suburban childhood" more than the birthday party at a play space in the shopping strip. You bring your daughter to the party of a child she barely knows. Shoes and socks off, she is ejected into a room filled with things she can bounce, roll, jump and climb on. Deafening music roars over squeals. I get a lump in my throat every time I stand on the sidelines and wait for the party to wind down with cold pizza, white-frosted birthday cake and a goodie bag. I remember birthday parties in my basement. My mother, sister and I spent days preparing for it: stringing the colorful Happy Birthday sign across the room, laying out the long narrow table with paper plates and pointy party hats, preparing the games. Today's children's parties remind me of zoos where habituated animals move in rote patterns day after day because that's what they've learned to do.

Fall for us is not the beginning of soccer practice or T-ball or gymnastics. We hike the Gunks or visit the Met or we do whatever we feel like doing that day. This is different. We are not scheduled. This is not how it is in suburbia. When left to her devices my daughter creates whimsical art with paper or she builds Lego that would make Frank Lloyd Wright wink.

I became a parent at 40. I had watched others and decided I wanted to give my child freedom to be who she might be. No flashcards. No force-feeding her to read by age three or four. No choosing her friends. I did not want to raise a monkey grinder, though of course I realize I've inculcated her with my strong notions about what I think is right and wrong.

The other day we were on the beach. Lots of tow-headed kids were digging for clams and putting them in watery buckets. My daughter could not understand how they could be so cruel as to snatch these creatures from the sea and cart them away to be eaten. Neither could I.

 
 
 
 
 
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11:01 AM on 08/15/2009
I thought I was the only one who didn't do zoos or the circus. I had no idea there were animals at the Amazing Grace Circus - I thought only acrobats - like cirque du soleil. I feel bad I sent Aliza there with her dad. Thanks for letting me know.
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08:39 AM on 08/14/2009
iseeasaw: perhaps you are new to blogging? I am not WTFdotcom. Though he makes excellent points.
12:10 AM on 08/14/2009
After reading your article, many thoughts come to mind. First off, I too live in suburbia and occasionally swim against the tide. It is frustrating to see so many people acting in ways that seem so unconscious. It is as if the obvious escapes them. Now that I have lived in suburbia for so long, I have become fascinated by this phenomenon, which is why your article is so intriguing. I share your brand of empathy for animals and for people. I can imagine the joy you experienced during your meticulously planned parties. I also understand that many parents work more than forty hours a week or perhaps do not have a basement. It seems as though your empathy has yet to reach your daughter. She might enjoy the "zoos" you speak of, the soccer practice you scoff at or eating the same food as her school mates. Eventually, she might actually end up, as you joke, on the psychiatrist’s couch. The fact that your child's well-being receives less concern than the clams which you lament is a perfect example of the lack of consciousness I witness everyday. Proselytizing your child with your notion of right and wrong is simply the other side of the gymnastic lesson/soccer practice/overscheduled coin. I write this, not to be hurtful or nasty but perhaps, to help you come to new conclusions, maybe not even mine but ones that have a chance of keeping your daughter’s head out of the oven.
07:31 PM on 08/13/2009
Dear WTFdotcom/ Tina Traster,
In your own article you have written what normal is. Granted to you that different is that opposite of normal based on you articles and how many times you said I'm not normal, I'm different. You wrote, "I don't let my daughter go to birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese or eat cafeteria school food or watch television during the week. This makes her different." So there for things you don't let her do are normals because you don't do them and therefore you are different. Also since you are a reporter you should know how to write without bias. I will show you how. In your post you wrote, "If, however, your version of "normal" means choosing whether or not to inflict upon my offspring the kind of bacteria-laden, danger-riddled human habitrails I often see erected at McD's and Chuck E." What you should have written was "If normal to you means let my child go to Mcdonalds and Chuck E." That is without bias or at least close to it. Last thing. You wrote my world is unpunctual and strawberry flavored. My punctuation is usually correct, but I mean come on I have 3 kids who all have there own needs. I don't have time to check everything. Also, strawberrys taste good, so I am guessing you are saying that I have a positive outlook on the world. I do. A negative view will get you nowhere.
05:58 PM on 08/13/2009
Personally, "iseeasaw" I have absolutely NO idea what constitutes "normal" in your unpunctuated, strawberry-flavored world. On the other hand, I don't think everyone has to adhere to your definition of it either. If, however, your version of "normal" means choosing whether or not to inflict upon my offspring the kind of bacteria-laden, danger-riddled human habitrails I often see erected at McD's and Chuck E. Cheese these days, I'd sooner bag that fast-food field trip and have them watch re-runs of Julia Child. And yes, "HZR", that's regardless of how many hours I work. Oh and by the way, "SaigonHappened" (and I don't doubt it did), CIRCUSES and ZOOS aren't the work of conservationists. Animals that are either forced to perform or kept in cages are indeed CAPTIVES and many are often abused. And despite being an unabashed carnivore and a HUGE Teddy Roosevelt fan, I'm also pretty sure it's against the law to "knock down Bambi with a 12 gauge", given that Bambi was a fawn. But if you DO actually hunt deer for sport, I'm sure you'll adhere to all federal guidelines (re: the point system) at wherever the buck may stop. After all, fair's only fair to all creatures great and small ... even Bambi.
05:34 PM on 08/13/2009
I think Miss Traster actually deserves kudos for having the audacity to express her opinion, especially when isn't in the realm of popular thought. I say "Bravo" to her for trying to have a conscience in the face of indifference. I think it's great she's addressing issues she (and quite a few other parents) actually find important, and for having the fortitude to try and give her child a life outside the sort of corporate-sponsored box into which so many others feel compelled to put their kids. And no, I don't think a lot of parents do this intentionally. I simply believe many adults today --due to the overwhelmingly fast-paced nature of life-- don't stop to think (let alone care) about issues like animal abuse or whether or not their children are eating right or learning good manners or getting a taste of the hardknock, homegrown, homespun way of life our grandparents and great-grandparents used to espouse and live by. I can only hope others see her column the way I do: as solid food for thought and not "snobbery." Heck, it might even encourage a few mothers and fathers to break from the pack and try to be more independent in their own thinking, and not let the whims of either their kids or corporate giants grind them into a state of indifference ... like so many of the lambasting, blog-clogging hacks who already flamed this post.
05:11 PM on 08/13/2009
Jesus weeping at Golgotha. If I didn't know better, I would swear some of the utterly ignorant bile being posted in response to this woman's opinion (bile which is, obviously, coming from other parents who seem to think they're being attacked) reads like a page out of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." Since when in the name of our founding fathers is the act of expressing independent thought a crime worthy of such verbal punishment? Since when did the desire to keep your kids out of the commonplace clutches of thoughtless retail giants and dittoheaded past-times like "ball bin surfing" and "soccer camp" become a bad thing? Better yet, when did it become worthy of such fulminating, rage-baiting hatred? What happened to allowing for and encouraging the very principles on which this country was founded? Not just the right to express one's opinion, but the right to be different in the face of huge adversity? And who amongst you responding parents out there have been so inexplicably blessed with the infinite, solitary wisdom (if not the non-existent guidebook) on how to properly raise kids in this day and age? If I were you folks, I'd stop worrying about stooping to insult what people on the other side of the suburban fence do with their children and mind your own.
01:23 PM on 08/13/2009
Tina, I love your articles. Not because they are good, but because they give me a good chuckle. I live coming on this site and seeing you wrote a new article, clicking on it, and laughing more than I would if I saw a comedy movie. When my spouse asks me what I'm laughing at I say come look at this and she says, "Tina Traster again, she's such a snob." Then I agree with her.
It is popular these days to say you don't like something popular because you want to be different. Many do this, but I haven't seen any on such a large scale as you. Probably because you're crazy. Instead of doing that how about you do what you're daughter wants to do and instead of doing everything the opposite of normal you do some opposite and some normal. Many parents don't have time to do the things you do and some children aren't thinking about animals every second of every day like yours is. Please lighten up.
P.S. Look at a food chain and you will see we have to kill animals to eat them.
01:21 PM on 08/13/2009
Seems to me that Tina's writing makes a lot of suburbanites uncomfy. Could be they don't like what they see in the mirror. Could be they don't like being exposed as the dullards they've become. Chuckie Cheese? The Circus? C'mon, I'd rather be beaten to death with a shovel than send my kids to those mind-numbing places. What Tina sees is that it's okay to be different. What these "self-righteous" and "lazy" readers confirm is that suburbanites hate outsiders who refuse to conform to their tedium.

Keep going Tina. God loves you.
12:51 AM on 08/13/2009
Tina,

I don't want to turn this comment into an opportunity to bash you, but some of your articles show a trend that concerns readers who want to read your true feelings, not your deep anger at the world hidden behind criticisms of those who 'fit in' with a suburban stereotype you portray.

Your attempts to show off your 'non-conformity' are so predictable that they conform to your own idea of who you want to be, which is hypocritical to say the least. I'm sure your daughter would love to play soccer, but that does not fit YOUR idea of who she should be. Sounds like you are a conformist of non-conformity.

If you want to teach your daughter a real life lesson, not one of your self-hate fueled hypocrisies, you should teach her to see the world as a friendly place, not one where everyone is out to get you. The kids collecting clams at the beach are having fun, they are not staring at you, judging your every move. The kids at Chuckie Cheeses are having a kids birthday party, its not supposed to be entertaining for you. And the kids who play soccer do it because they thrive in a team-oriented atmosphere where they can let out steam, simple as that.

The world is not out to get you Tina. Accept that and you won't have to go so far out of your way to be different--and you might even be happier.
02:28 PM on 08/12/2009
"Monkey-grinderish" is an offensive term to use regarding how anyone spends time with kids. Schedules are not determined blindly. And over-scheduling is RAMPANT in NYC, not just the burbs, based on my personal experience. Most folks work 9-5 and after-school activities are a form of after-care. PARENTS DON"T HAVE A CHOICE OR MUCH FREE TIME. Hence nannies, fast food and Chuckie Cheese. Who has time on the weekend to decorate a basement and bake a cake when they've worked a 40 - 80 hour week? There are chores that need to get done before the weekly grind. It's easier to call Chuckie-Cheese and just show up to a birthday party. If you have 1 kid, it's much easier to be "free and easy" vs. if you have multiple kids. Try being free-spirited with three children who want to do three different things. THERE IS A GOOD REASON why people are scheduled. Most of the time it is NECESSARY and MAKES SENSE to keep children happy and to accommodate working parents' schedules. You need a reality check. Re: scheduled team sports, it is one of the greatest gifts you can give your child. Maybe you "feel different" because perhaps you only have one child and are fortunate enough to have a more flexible schedule than the majority of people who are out of their house from 7 a - 7 p. I agree with mproust, "Lighten up. Please."
11:57 AM on 08/12/2009
Hunters and anglers are actually the source for most government conservation money in this country. Teddy Roosevelt, the original Great White Hunter, was the originator of the modern conservation movement. Your angst over the fate of clams is only possible because millenia of humans before you survived by hunting, raising, killing and eating animals and built a nice comfy civilization for you to sit around in while wringing your hands. Maybe your daughter should try deer hunting. Knock Bambi down with a 12 gauge and turn her into food and then you'll understand that "the cycle of life" is not something on a plaque in a museum -- it's the way life works. It's what will keep you alive if we ever run out of cheap energy with which to power your Prius and your CFLs.
11:00 AM on 08/12/2009
so this is what it's like, being a self-righteous yuppie snob. have your prius and cfl bulbs saved the planet yet?

maybe you should let your daughter go on the moon bouncer with the rest of us unwashed, non-organic sinners and have some "fun"; otherwise she'll grow up to be a somber silvia plath type.
10:20 AM on 08/12/2009
Oh, the burdens of being so pure in this cruel, tainted world....
09:58 AM on 08/12/2009
Lighten up. Please. You will feel so much better. So will your daughter.