If you're still wondering what to get me for Christmas, maybe I can help.

No Smartphone. No Blu-ray player. No pocket camcorder. Please, nothing that asks more of me than "insert tab A into slot B."

Why don't I own an iPod? Same reason it took me...

Norway's venerable Nobel Foundation, responding to what it calls "an international epidemic of incivility, disrespect, and, for sure, stinko behavior" today announced it was establishing an annual Nobel Pissed Prize.

The award will be presented April 1st in Oslo. The inaugural recipient is former Vice President...

The other day I flipped through an old photo album and, as suspected, there they were: Tareq and Michaele Salahi, seated near the glazed turkey at our big family sit-down dinner two Christmases ago.

Seems that story about long-lost third cousin Tareq getting kidnaped by New Jersey gypsies...

According to a Bloomberg News report, senior staff at the banking-investment-and-highway-robbery firm Goldman Sachs "have loaded up on firearms". Apparently, they're tired of being subjected to so much public scorn - and are preparing to literally fight back, if necessary.

Yes, it's another sign of the Apocalypse:...