My Friends,
You know people have called me a Maverick, but very few know where that term came from. Well, back in the cattle-rustling days, everybody branded their herds EXCEPT the Mavericks.
Later, in court, they claimed - and won - that ALL non-branded cattle therefore belonged to them.
Follow their lead my friends! If you're for me, do nothing. Sit home, relax - watch Jerry Springer. After the results are in, I will claim that everyone who didn't vote meant to vote for me.
So remember friends, our new motto:
" Don't just do something - sit there"
I'm John McCain - and I approved this message.
