Joan Crawford for President

Change? It's what McCain and Palin are promising for their administration? Some "changes" look a lot like what came before. Bush, McCain, Palin or Cheney, are all the same version of bad.

In her screen test for 1964's "Strait-Jacket", Joan Crawford showed us her best changes. Sarah Palin should be so promising.

Are you better off now than eight years ago? Do you want four more years of Bush?

Comments

[marytny]

10:34 PM on 09/12/2008

NO MORE PALIN! FOCUS!

Nice movie though...t­hnaks!

[YellerDawg]

07:53 PM on 09/12/2008

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What a treat! Little Lucille LeSeuer grew up to put on quite a show. I loved Straight Jacket when I was a kid, pigs and all. Fortunatel­y, none of the pigs had on lipstick. Just Joan. And boy does she have on the lipstick?

[mommadona]

07:48 PM on 09/12/2008

Oh! A new analogy!

If it looks like a Crawford, and acts like a Crawford..­.it's a Crawford!

Thanks.

[wulfsbane]

07:02 PM on 09/12/2008

Can everyone stop beating up on this straw candidate.

She's a scarecrow the GOP has raised in a cornfield, and sent all you flying in the air in a panic.

She's bewildered at her newfound celebrity. She's not very imaginativ­e, or intelligen­t, and the only reason she's getting all this attention is because she pisses off the left.

Lets get to the interviews and debates, and listen to her provoke Russia, and talk about victory in a war where the goal posts of victory are moved every six months.

Really, she's kinda pretty, but she's really nothing else.