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Tom McCaffrey
Tom McCaffrey was born and raised in Manhattan. He started doing stand-up comedy in 1999 in Los Angeles and moved back to New York in 2002. His credits include; multiple episodes of Vh1's Best Week Ever, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, Comedy Central's Secret Stash Movie, Comedy Central Records' Invite Them Up CD, Discovery Channel's The A-List. He released a full length Comedy CD called 'Lou Diamond Phillips?' on the indie label TALTL Records. It was chosen by Punchline Magazine as one of the 'Top 10 Comedy CD's of 2008'. He has contributed to the Onion News Network and is featured in the book 'Rejected' published by Random House, edited by Jon Friedman. He also has the lead role in the indie comedy film 'Happy Life' executive produced by Abel Ferrara, director of 'Bad Lieutenant'. Basically Tom's awesome.

Entries by Tom McCaffrey

Michael Vick To Co-Star With Benji In New Disney Film

(3) Comments | Posted August 17, 2009 | 2:32 PM

The newly released from prison Michael Vick is working overtime to overhaul his public image and in a very controversial move he has decided to co-star with the beloved Benji in the new Disney film "Benji Joins the NFL." The director said he had his reservations at first. "I mean...

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Brace Yourself for the Definitive Jam of Summer 2009

(0) Comments | Posted July 27, 2009 | 3:12 PM

What will be the definitive song of the summer of '09? Every summer a song emerges as the song of that said season. A couple years back Rihanna's 'Umbrella' took the unofficial crown. Last summer it was 'I Kissed a Girl' by Katy Perry. Summer 2009's anthem is still up...

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Ghost Haunting Frat House Files Sex Abuse Charges

(1) Comments | Posted June 17, 2009 | 2:12 PM

The Delta Chi house has long been swirled in controversy. For years there has been a rumor that the house is haunted by the ghost of a 24 year old female that hung herself in the 1800's. The frat house has been there for forty years and is known to...

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Controversial New Group: Drunk Drivers Against Mothers

(5) Comments | Posted May 20, 2009 | 2:39 PM

Drunk driving is obviously a very touchy subject as well as serious a problem. It became so out of hand at one time that in the 80's a group of outraged women formed the organization MADD(Mothers Against Drunk Drivers). But just recently a backlash of sorts has reared it's head...

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Comedian on Comedian Crime Reaches Fever Pitch

(2) Comments | Posted April 2, 2009 | 3:32 PM

The economy has gotten so dire that recently it has come to light that even professional entertainers are being forced into a life of crime. Rap has always been a good gauge of where we are at in our society. Grandmaster Flash's song "The Message" with his lyric: "Don't push...

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Who's to Blame for 'America's Next Top Model' Audition Riot? Short Women

(2) Comments | Posted March 18, 2009 | 3:39 PM

Last Friday the 13th an open call for America's Next Top Model turned into a riot. There has been much speculation over what happened but someone has come forward and finally cleared the matter up. Apparently a gang of short women started the whole thing. For years the height requirement...

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Sluggish Economy Affects Number of College Girls Going Wild

(0) Comments | Posted March 16, 2009 | 3:13 PM

The shaky economy has really affected every aspect of American culture. Less people are spending, people are losing their homes and unemployment is at its highest since the 30's. But one truly disturbing sign that our country is in a slump is the noticeable drop in college girls going wild...

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New Documents Indicate That Bush Didn't Show Up to Presidency

(0) Comments | Posted March 10, 2009 | 4:50 PM

During the Vietnam War George W. Bush was handed a cushy assignment in the Texas National Guard thanks to his powerful connections. This ensured that he would not have to actually fight in the war. When he was running for President of the United States back in 2000, documents emerged...

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Strippers in Cages Get Loose and Terrorize Small Florida Town

(0) Comments | Posted March 9, 2009 | 3:25 PM

Many strip clubs feature scantily clad women dancing in cages. These women are highly dangerous and are usually well controlled, but the other night in a Florida Gentleman's club named Skank Tank the unthinkable happened when five crafty, wild strippers managed to escape their cages and wreaked havoc for hours...

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America's Writing Is on the Subway Wall

(2) Comments | Posted March 4, 2009 | 1:40 PM

There is a growing problem that I have noticed throughout the last six years as a resident of Brooklyn, NY. Living in NYC I am exposed to a vast array of graffiti everyday. I see it all. Everything from penises drawn into women's faces on movie posters to personal jabs...

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Movie Titles That Convey Your Feelings For You

(0) Comments | Posted March 2, 2009 | 2:50 PM

Recently the film He's Just Not That Into You was released. Now, I was "not that into" the movie itself, but what was amazing was how it brilliantly gave guys a perfect solution to their dating woes. I was recently dating a girl that I was "just not that into,"...

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