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Toni Nagy
Toni Nagy writes for the blog, an amazing blog about Toni Nagy. It was not easy for Toni to get the job writing for Toni, but with enough ass-kissing and dedication, Toni was able to impress Toni with her prowess. That, and a little bit of nepotism…

Toni went to Sarah Lawrence College and got on the pre-professional track of making tons of money by majoring in philosophy and dance. She currently lives in the Monadnock region of New Hampshire where she is raising hell and her baby. She has written many text messages, is known to respond to most emails, and has been published by

Entries by Toni Nagy

Free Trump's Dick

(0) Comments | Posted March 10, 2016 | 12:16 AM

It's not easy being Donald Trump's penis. Especially when you're an anarchist, feminist, lesbian, environmentalist.

Free Trump's dick, so we can finally be free of him!

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Feminists For Trump!

(0) Comments | Posted March 8, 2016 | 1:50 PM


Now that Donald Trump is the official republican nominee, it's time that feminists start to emotionally prepare for him becoming the next President of the United States. If you don't mind excusing me for one moment, I just dry heaved to the point...

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Why Did I Smoke All That Weed?

(0) Comments | Posted January 5, 2015 | 12:29 AM

I used to smoke a lot of pot. When I think about how much money I spent on weed, I could easily have bought a car. Not necessarily a Lotus, but definitely a 2003 Toyota Camry. Yet even though I smoked consistently for a decade of my life, I never...

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Feminism Is Not a Plot Against Men

(1) Comments | Posted November 3, 2014 | 11:27 AM

If you have a vulva, you not only have to learn the ins and outs of tampon usage, but you are also expected to stand on one side of the feminism fence or the other. You cannot straddle the middle -- that would be not only unladylike, but also quite...

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iPhone, iWatch, iBrain

(0) Comments | Posted September 11, 2014 | 11:37 PM

After watching the promo video for the new Apple iWatch, I now want to abandon all my modern belongings, break every technological dependency and crawl into a cave to live like a Doomsday "Prepper," eating cans of meat and dried bat feces. We officially live in a trans-humanist...

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Do You Want To Go Jail? Let Your Kids Play Outside

(1) Comments | Posted August 28, 2014 | 12:35 PM

I don't know about you, but I had a lot of independence as a kid. Maybe my parents were quasi neglectful, or maybe I was just exceptionally mature. After all, I loved the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and believed marshmallow "Fluff" was a legitimate food source. So there you go.

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7 Complaints I've Heard About Breastfeeding in Public

(2) Comments | Posted August 1, 2014 | 3:55 PM

If you choose to breastfeed your baby, there are going to be times when this very intimate and tender act happens in front of other people. Even though I knew I wanted to breastfeed my daughter, I was not prepared for how I would feel when it inevitably took place...

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A Thank You to Dads For Not Being Moms

(0) Comments | Posted June 11, 2014 | 6:28 PM

There is a difference between being a mother or a father. There are aspects of motherhood that are specific to being a woman -- pregnancy, birth, bleeding profusely out of your vagina for 30-days after giving birth (sorry -- had to add that one), breastfeeding, post-baby body pressure, biological clocks......

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4 Steps to Deal With a Tantrum

(0) Comments | Posted May 23, 2014 | 11:35 AM

When a baby cries, their tears express real life needs. I am hungry/tired/need to be changed/cold/hot/really sick of you. Their wails are less about emotional breakdowns and more about actually crying out for help. Once your infant becomes a toddler, they will no longer cry solely because of their basic...

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Look Up From That Screen (But Only After You Read This)

(0) Comments | Posted May 7, 2014 | 1:11 PM

Have you seen this viral video called "Look Up?" It is a poem about our addiction to technology, coupled with some touching and evocative imagery. The poet talks about how even though we have a bagillion Facebook friends or Twitter stalkers, ultimately we are lonely. We are missing...

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The Harm in Asking : Your New Favorite Comedic Memoir

(0) Comments | Posted April 23, 2014 | 6:50 PM

One of the best things about reading a memoir is that you feel like you are actually friends with the author. Forget the fact that you are one of thousands who have read their work -- you are the one who truly understands them. Even though David Sedaris and Jonathan...

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Will Baring Our Breasts End the Culture of Rape?

(1) Comments | Posted April 2, 2014 | 6:38 PM

According to a recent survey, 65 percent of Brazilians either partially or wholly believe that "if dressed provocatively, women deserve to be attacked and raped." The findings also revealed that 58.5 percent think, "if women knew how to behave, there would be less rape."

In response to these...

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Dear 'Pothead Mom'

(42) Comments | Posted March 20, 2014 | 2:19 PM

A stay-at-home mom from Colorado recently wrote an article admitting that she is a pothead. The author examines how legalizing weed in her home state affects our children, and openly discusses how she plans on addressing these issues. Revealing herself as a "pothead mom" is her attempt to...

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Negotiating With a 3-Year-Old

(0) Comments | Posted March 17, 2014 | 2:36 PM

Once your kid starts talking, they also start talking back. They probably won't be smart a**es all the time, but enough to test the limits of your patience with the precision of Isaac Newton. Unless you're a Dickens character, chances are that your kid will feel comfortable asserting their will...

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'Can I Take These Walnuts Out of My Vagina?': Navigating Alternative Healing*

(0) Comments | Posted March 4, 2014 | 3:17 PM

Do you want to die? I don't want to die. I kind of want to keep this whole living thing going for a while. I mean, not so much so that I want to become a transhumanist and download my consciousness into an android, but I do want to live...

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How Politically Correct Culture Influences My Parenting

(0) Comments | Posted January 24, 2014 | 3:31 PM

As I act out "non-violent communication" scenarios with my child's omni-racial gender-neutral dolls, I realize that I am a product of the "politically correct" generation. I have been fully indoctrinated in its ideologies and being sensitive and tolerant towards others are the values I live by. Yet here's my dilemma:...

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5 Ways to Keep the Magic of Christmas (and Lose the Consumerism)

(0) Comments | Posted December 23, 2013 | 2:16 PM

If I could harness the anticipation children feel on Christmas Eve, I believe I could solve the world's energy crisis. For many kids, the excitement around Christmas is unrivaled. Waking up to presents delivered by a magical man who flew through the sky towed by mystical beasts captures the imagination...

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The Amazing iKid

(0) Comments | Posted December 19, 2013 | 4:09 PM

My generation was the last to have had a childhood without a mobile phone. I got my first cell phone in my early twenties, and it was an archaic experience in comparison to today's technology -- no Internet, camera, Facebook, apps or texting, and it was just small enough to...

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Does This Baby Make Me Look Fat?

(0) Comments | Posted December 16, 2013 | 11:37 AM

One of the most prevalent conversations in the media regarding women and pregnancy is... (dun dun dun) baby weight. How much did she gain, how fast is she going to lose it and will she ever get back to her own original birth weight of, say, seven pounds...

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Little Girl, Sexist World

(4) Comments | Posted December 4, 2013 | 3:51 PM

Most parents feel an inevitable curiosity about the gender of their unborn. I knew I wasn't supposed to care and made sweeping statements like "as long as it's not a porcupine, I will be happy." That was mostly true (I definitely didn't want my baby to have quills), but I...

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