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Fatal Feathers

Posted: 07/31/11 11:31 PM ET

Close your eyes and picture a modern hippie environmentalist chick. Now open them so you can read the rest of this. What did she look like? Was she wearing flowing clothes that are perfect for sitting in lotus position while waiting for fair trade, organic, freshly-brewed Kombucha at the local farmers' market? Perhaps a spiritual tattoo of a poem written in Sanskrit between two Om symbols she got branded into her skin at Burning Man? Maybe mala beads adorning her wrists with a jade toe ring of her Mayan astrological sign? Potentially feathers in her hair from the latest desert trance festival where she expanded her consciousness with DMT? All that sounds beautiful and majestic except for the fact that those feathers were harvested from murdered roosters who were put to death in a gas chamber!

I recently came across an article from PETA discussing this fashion trend, and how the providers of these mystical accessories are roosters that are killed for the few feathers that happen to look fantastic died various colors and nestled softly in your hair. According to PETA and ABC News Denver, not only are these birds being killed for the sole purpose of a these feathers, but their quality of life while on planet earth is one you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy.

"These conditions include confining roosters to solitary cages stacked one on top of the other in noisy, windowless sheds until the birds are finally gassed and skinned. Mr. Whiting admits that he and his workers abuse the birds, even hurling them across the barn." -PETA

First of all, I don't know who would admit to abusing birds and still expect to get laid, and second of all, is this not the most paradoxical thing you have ever heard? Or at least heard today? That a trend amongst women who want to prove their connection to the earth and worthiness of a Grateful Dead song being written about them, are putting the energy of massacred bird victims on their heads? It is so absurd it is borderline comical if you have that dark George Carlin / Doug Stanhope sense of humor.

I am not blaming the hippie chicks for the existence of these rooster-killing farms. They would be around anyway because fly fisherman use the same feathers, but fly fisherman kill fish too so at least there is some consistency. Not that I know anything about fly fishing besides Brad Pitt's chest in A River Runs Through It, but according to NPR, now the fly fisherman can't get their "cock feathers" because they are in such high demand. In fact, currently tens of thousands of roosters are being killed per week so you can look like a rock star tree-hugger.

People kill animals, I am aware of that, but I am under the impression that most of these feather consumers don't know that they might as well be wearing a fur jacket while hunting down rhinos for their tusks to beat a baby seals with. When you go to the fine featherheads website that the PETA article mentions, you are greeted with a video of carefree girls frolicking in a field eating cupcakes with their hair pinned in gravity-defying ways so you can see the feathers sprinkled throughout. They look amazing, but when I think of all the dead animals in their fashion forward wake, it has a semi sinister feeling. Mostly because it seems so hypocritical, or maybe because I am a hypocrite because I want some in my hair but don't want to look like a hypocrite after writing all this.

I am not saying I know the solution, because if you used fake feathers they would probably be off-gassing toxic cancer-causing plastic, right? I guess going out into the woods and harvesting fallen feathers isn't exactly financially viable either, although if you got virgins to do it you could sell them for a lot more. I guess what I am looking for is some uniformity. If you are going to wear or sell feathers that were plucked from skinned, murdered roosters then while you are at it, go crazy and wear leather, eat veal, hurt a few flies, and harpoon a whale in the face.

 

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reason: strategize: succeed
09:12 AM on 08/03/2011
..."died various colors and nestled softly in your hair"

that should read: "dyed"

Anyway, by the time all this chaos is over, we won't even care about dem chickens and thar fedders, we will be eating cats and dogs and be quite happy.
03:42 AM on 08/03/2011
lmao Someone is fabricating again. PETA is a terrorist group. Animal rights yes it would be better to have grass fed beef tastier and more healthy too. Waste is not part of effective business. Those feathers come from very healthy birds. Who in their right mind destroys their livelihood?
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crom14
04:01 PM on 08/02/2011
People hurt animals, eat animals and most could care less. They are here only because we breed them. My heart weeps for each and every one of them. People should feel ashamed.
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11:15 PM on 08/01/2011
"....murdered roosters...."
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One cannot murder a rooster by the very nature of the word "murder". You can kill an animal but you cannot murder an animal; you can only murder a human being.


" ...but fly fisherman kill fish..."
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We fly fishermen seldom kill fish. Fly fishing is regulated by state game and fish departments. Many of the best streams and rivers are designated "catch and release only" by law to keep the fishery in excellent condition. There is also a sportmanship ethic amongst many fly anglers that strongly supports catch and release.
09:18 PM on 08/01/2011
I can understand the desire to do the right thing, but I would never trust peta as my one source for information on this sort of topic. Go look around and see what others say, do. For one thing, all kinds of bird feathers are sold for clothing, jewelry, home decor. For another, the feathers need to be attractive -- bright, bold, pretty colors, good shape, etc. Stressed and abused birds are not going to have those kinds of feathers. It would make no sense financially, if nothing else, for someone raising birds primarily for their feathers, to keep them in circumstances such that the feathers will be poor quality and less valuable. Critical thinking just seems to be out the window these days.
05:45 PM on 08/01/2011
It's possible to have feather extensions that are humane: make a friend who raises chickens or raise them yourself. Gather the cast offs, sanitize, accessorize. We need to change how we think and correct our actions accordingly. It's very simple.
04:56 PM on 08/01/2011
Perhaps the answer is not in worrying so much about what we look like, but what we do. That's what matters in the end—and from the start.
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12:24 PM on 08/01/2011
Facts part two, a continuation of my last comment...

3. MOST (the vast majority) of the feathers on the bird are sold and used for fly tying. Yes, the fashion industry only utilizes "Saddle" feathers, but the rest of the pelt IS used for various different aspects of Fly Tying. The statement that the birds are being raised just for their saddle feathers is a blatant lie. Furthermore, although they are unable to utilize the meat from the birds as feed, it is turned into a nutrient-rich compost used in farming, so it is not completely wasted.

4. MOST (again the vast majority) of Fly Fishermen throw back their catches 99% of the time. It is common for a fly fisherman to be completely ostracized by his peers when he chooses to actually "keep" a fish, it is frowned on that vehemently in most parts of the U.S. (I know this is kind of off the topic, but you mentioned fly fishermen killing fish so I thought I'd set you straight. Not that it makes the issue any less complicated.)

I know you have your heart in the right place, but facts are facts, Toni.
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12:24 PM on 08/01/2011
Toni, I'm afraid you are grossly misinformed about a few things. I will only comment on the things that I know for fact and leave the rest of the judgement to the masses.

1. Chickens raised for their feathers live for up to (and sometimes over) a year, a chicken that you eat is allowed a mere 30 - 45 days on this earth.

2. Roosters will simply not grow feathers of this quality if they are mistreated. Chickens that you eat are often stacked literally on top of each other with no room to move. A chicken raised in that kind of condition would never grow this quality of feather, thus Feather chickens must be kept in truly above-par conditions. I have seen the conditions at Whiting Farms first hand, and I have also seen the conditions at "meat" farms first hand, and I can tell you that there is NO comparison. The roosters at Whiting Farms (I can't speak for the rest of the industry, and no don't work in it) live like kings. Not to mention that the roosters are euthanized rather than slaughtered ... yes, this is the same kind of compassionate death that you give your poor old dog when he can't walk anymore and is suffering around the clock.

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coreten
09:15 AM on 08/01/2011
Looking for "uniformity" on this subject is like looking for love in all the wrong places.