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Tony Endelman
Tony Endelman is a writer and humorist from Omaha, Nebraska. He graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Madison with a degree in Communication Arts. He is the creator of Randy Penny: Cordially F#@*ing With People and the author of I Hope There's Pie. He currently resides in Omaha. Click here to visit Tony's website.

Entries by Tony Endelman

5 Rules for Shopping at The Buckle

(0) Comments | Posted September 25, 2013 | 4:20 PM

The mall is not for people like me. Just the thought of navigating through throngs of teenage misfits and droves of dysfunctional families makes me visibly uncomfortable. But, every so often I dare to brave the masses... with one single, solitary objective: finding a fashionable pair of jeans that fits....

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Being a Weenie: Food for Thought on Peacock Theory

(0) Comments | Posted July 30, 2013 | 4:14 PM

When famed pick up artist, Mystery, introduced "Peacock Theory" to his many devoted followers, there's a good chance that men all across America started showing up to their favorite watering holes wearing platform shoes, shiny shirts and hideously gaudy jewelry. It's a simple idea, really. In the same way that...

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From the Desk of Someone Who Works Here

(0) Comments | Posted June 25, 2013 | 9:01 PM

Somehow, between daydreams of winning the Powerball, I found myself deep inside the bowels of a modern-day office. I hadn't planned it this way. After college, I'd moved to Chicago to pursue comedy, using a carefully and brilliantly devised strategy. By day, I'd find my inspiration in hip and trendy...

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The Little Things

(0) Comments | Posted June 18, 2013 | 11:22 AM

I've witnessed my mother express pure joy on a handful of occasions. She wells up with emotion that presents itself in a myriad of ways, impossible for others not to notice. Like, the tears that rushed vigorously down her cheeks when she welcomed her first grandchild to the world. And...

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