Disnimperialism Conquers India!

The Enchanted Mouseoleum,
Photoshop by Lucy Hendra

Walt Disney Studios is extending Disney world-domination into the storied subcontinent of India. Plans for a series of animated movies made in conjunction with Bollywood will be followed by a massive theme park called DisnIndia in Agra province, constructed around a shining white centerpiece called The Enchanted Mouseoleum (formerly the Taj Mahal). Built by Mughal Emperor Shah Jahan the Taj is (or was) a pinnacle of Islamic architecture. Disney hopes their new strategy will reach out to a lucrative new market: Asia's billion-plus Mouselims.