Cocaine
"With the cost of white powdery substances these days, probably somebody got home and spent the next 15 minutes going through their pockets, over and over."
Somchai Lisaius, 42, and Krystin Sorich Lisaius, 26, face felony drug and child abuse charges.
Almost 8 metric tons of the drug were found stashed on a banana plantation.
That's not creamer!
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Is that several ounces of cocaine in your pocket, or -- oh, never mind.
Former beauty queen charged with possession with intent to distribute
High doses kick your cells' cannibalism function into gear.
The reporter was not prepared for this.
50 years of Hollywood's coke obsession in under three minutes.
The 73-year-old reportedly wanted a quick hit as a cop checked his documentation.