Funniest Tweets From Women
"bar trivia is great if you want to socialize while also actively taking a test"
"it happened to me: i finally answered an email i had been putting off & the person responded right away & now i'm back to square one"
"Opened closet in hotel to check for murderers while simultaneously realizing I was unprepared should one be in there."
"some of you are not Kenough. some of you are broKen"
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"I cant wait to make my small zit less noticeable by digging a large and horrific wound into my face."
"Barbenheimer is the closest we’ve come to having school spirit week as adults"
"'The Bear' but for that one soft serve ice cream shop in a small town that stays open past 9pm in the summers."
"a woman after accurately assessing the situation: do i sound crazy"
"I wish they sold off-brand cars I'll get me a damn Honder"
"overheard a girl step outside where it’s a little chilly and say 'it’s giving jacket'"