"Just me making weird polite conversation with my husband in the backseat so our Uber driver doesn’t think we have a troubled marriage."
"I’m bored. I think I’ll scare my husband and ask him where the drill is."
The onetime Trump lawyer slammed a judge and went to bat for his former client after Trump was ordered to pay $83.3 million to writer E. Jean Carroll.
"My 7yo just told me I 'breathed in a fussy way' if you want to know how the snow day with everyone home is going."
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Used my husband's body wash and forgot how to load the dishwasher."
"How ‘bout Amazon trucks that play music like ice cream trucks so my wife knows when to go running out to the curb."
"Yes, I know it’s cold but my kid won’t wear a coat. I am picking my battles. —a parenting memoir"
The DOJ charged eBay with stalking, witness tampering and obstruction of justice for a scheme by employees to intimidate a Massachusetts couple.
"Prayers for my distraught 5yo whose pet ice cube just melted in his apple juice"
"My 8yo told me her New Year’s resolution is not to step on anthills if anyone needs a lesson in realistic goal-setting."