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Vampires: Once Bitten

Posted: 08/14/2010 8:30 am

This summer, how many times have you been asked: Are you Team Jacob or Team Edward? Team Bill or Team Eric? Honestly, I'm Team Dracula.

At the risk of alienating the female population of the world, I still think the original Dracula -- the broody, moody, mysterious titular character of Bram Stoker's literary classic -- is the quintessential vampire. He may be a distillation of European folklore and the sadistic 15th Century Romanian prince Vlad Tepes, but as pop culture anti-heroes go, Dracula set the standard. Think of Bella Lugosi in 1931's Dracula or Gary Oldman when he reprised the role in 1992.

What is it about vampires that we find so compelling and fascinating? They're scary, but also charming, sexy and sophisticated when not playing into the cliché of dramatic capes and slicked-back coifs. They're supposed to be evil, but that much more attractive when they fight their natural instinct on behalf of good. This explains the current craze over modern characters like Edward Cullen, Bill Compton, the Vampire Diaries crew or Amy, the little vampire girl from Iowa who holds the fate of the world in her hands in Justin Cronin's The Passage (a great summer read).

Like clockwork, every few years, we fall under the spell of vampires. This latest obsession, fueled by Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga and HBO's True Blood, is particularly gripping -- New York Times columnist Maureen Dowd recently confessed her undying crush on Dracula. Even iTunes has succumbed to Vampire Weekend.

In fact, vampires make for great drama. Some of the most compelling characters in literature and on screen have featured extra long cuspids. While my boys all said their 123s with Sesame Street's Count von Count, I watched reruns of The Addams Family and The Munsters. Morticia Addams and Lily Munster played both vamps and sixties housewives to perfection while siring an elegant form of goth chic from the slimming, plunging black ensembles to pin-straight hair and dramatic makeup. (Decades later, the look still crops up on fashion's runways every few seasons in the form of black lace, sexy-severe silhouettes, crosses and blood red lipstick.)

The latest Hollywood buzz is that Johnny Depp signed on to play Barnabas Collins in Tim Burton's remake of the Sixties soap Dark Shadows, but he is just one of many Hollywood heavyweights who has slipped into fang character. Remember when Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise were Louis and Lestat in Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire?

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While the undead clearly make for great drama, they also make for great romance. Love is, after all, the reason Dracula became Dracula, why Twilight's Bella is so ready to lose her humanity in favor of vampire-hood. Blogs are alive, discussing True Blood's current Bill-Sookie-Eric triangle. It mirrors Buffy the Vampire Slayer's Angel-Buffy-Spike triangle, from the spunky, righteous blonde caught in the middle to how passionately fans have picked sides.

Yet here again, I think back to the original Dracula's doomed love. You know he's no good for heroine Mina, but you still root for them to live happily ever after -- together and undead.


 

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03:48 PM on 08/16/2010
Team Bill!
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
01:30 PM on 08/16/2010
Given your title, you should have mentioned the movie "Once Bitten", starring Jim Carrey as a high school student who hooks up with vampire seductress Lauren Hutton.

Other really good vampire movies are "Dracula" starring Christopher Lee as the count, Werner Herzog's "Nosferatu", and the Mexican "Cronos". One might also include the comedies "Monster Squad" and "Transylvania 6-5000"*.

Right before I saw "New Moon" - which I barely understood - I saw "The Real Ghostbusters" episode "No One Comes to Lupusville", also about a meeting between vampires and werewolves.

*There was a Bugs Bunny cartoon with that title, and a movie starring Jeff Goldblum and Ed Begley Jr.
09:13 PM on 08/15/2010
What is the socio-cultural significance of vampires these days?
04:21 PM on 08/15/2010
I'd like to see Bella Swan hook up with Deacon Frost from "Blade"


That would be interesting.
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libwingoflibwing
Leftist, Christian, Non-Violent Revolutionary
02:30 PM on 08/15/2010
I was a big fan of the Addams Family. I never picked up that Morticia was a vampire. Is that something in the comic strips? In the show she was dark, brooding, gothic, and all that, but I didn't get the idea that she drank blood.
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SuperMoncho
The worst kind of prejudice is the kind against me
02:22 PM on 08/15/2010
Bram Stoker's was a really good movie. Still is my favorite movie about vampires
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nothingmusic42
11:29 AM on 08/15/2010
so tired of the whiny, brooding vampire. i absolutely hated "interview." give me "blade," "daybreakers," or "30 days of night." vampires as the romantic hero is lame. give me vampires as the nearly unstoppable killing machine.
lynninny
southern liberal woman
08:07 AM on 08/15/2010
Also want that necklace.
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SrAN
1st time proud pagan mom since May 16
06:16 AM on 08/15/2010
Immature moment for me here on HP:

1. Want that necklace.
2. If it is Francis Ford Coppala's version of Dracula- Team Dracula
3. Have loved all of Ann Rice's vampire books since I was old enough to comprehend them
4. Can't stand Twilight (Vampires don't sparkle!)
5. Feel for Bill but gotta love Eric too

With that out of the way, I think the vampire love (especially for women, like myself) comes from the basic psychology of being intrigued with danger. The traditional vampire is dangerous and taboo. To become one is to become a monster but a monster forever stuck in the body of the age they died (in most cases that is portrayed as 20 something, which some consider their prime). Honestly, who doesn't kind of like that idea? They are exotic in a forbidden way and that is part of the lure.
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lillibelle
08:02 PM on 08/14/2010
OH MY!!! Johnny as Barnabas Collins? I have been waiting for this forever and did not even know it. Wait 'til I spread the word. How my girlfriends and I lived for that afternoon experience. TIm is THE Man. And I have the MOST perfect castle where it should be filmed:

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/23/garden/23YONK.html
04:17 PM on 08/14/2010
Love that last pic of the necklace. Well, love the necklace.

A new vampire flick (in 3D I believe) is due out this winter called Priest staring Paul Bettany (due out in early 2011.)

http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/movie/priest/
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Paul Baack
Knower of things, speaker of gibberish.
02:12 PM on 08/14/2010
I'm not a teenage girl, but I suspect the appeal of Edward Cullen for his demographic is that he's the ultimate safe boyfriend: sensitive, handsome, romantic, interesting, and almost completely asexual. All the fun of young romance -- with a little bit of kissing -- with no "threat" of him pushing to have sex. PERFECT for early teens (and their parents).

And as regards the King of the vampires, there's a huge amount of difference between Bram Stoker's "Dracula" and "Bram Stoker's Dracula." The vampire of the novel is a thoroughgoing monster, an implacable menace that requires hunting-down and killing. (And there's very little connection between Stoker's character and the historical Vlad III Dracula, outside of the fact that the author knew of his existence.) Filmmakers, over the decades, have interpreted and reinterpreted the original text and the character -- as is their job. Dracula as the Immortal Lover is a relatively modern take, but it's only one take. For my money, Christopher Lee came the closest to his literary forebear, although I was intrigued by Francis Ford Coppola's notion that the historical Vlad became an undead creature through the transcendental act of simply REFUSING TO DIE. Cool!

Personally, I think that most modern vamps of page and screen are the descendents of Anne Rice's bloodthirsty fops, and the eternal rock 'n rollers from Joel Schumacher's 1987 "The Lost Boys."
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AustinCynic
01:42 PM on 08/14/2010
Bram Stoker drenched Dracula in sexual subtext, and I think ever since vampires have reflected our ambivalence to the sexual mores of the times--whatever those might be. I find it interesting that we've gone from Count Dracula's symbolic penetration of both men and women to the abstinence of Edward and Bella.
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Paul Baack
Knower of things, speaker of gibberish.
02:27 PM on 08/14/2010
Absolutely correct! And here's something to chew on: the sexual subtext of Stoker's novel is actually *incestuous* in nature. It's pretty obvious in the vampire's dual roles as maker and mate. But think about what happens with Mina. Abraham Van Helsing, clearly the father figure to the cast of good guys, introduces his blood into Mina's body. Quincy, Jack, and Arthur, a veritable "band of brothers" -- and Mina's various suitors -- also give their blood to her. In a novel where sexual penetration is sublimated by biting and the sharing of blood, the good guys simply used needles instead of fangs. Weird, weird stuff, as Jonny Carson might've said.
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ESerafina42
Abandoned by wolves, raised by Republicans.
03:29 PM on 08/14/2010
The truly uncanny part of all that was that all of the people who donated blood evidently have the same blood type as the donee (?), who I think is Lucy at one point. :) I'm not up on my medical history, but I would guess that ABO typing was discovered after that; however, I'm sure they knew even in the 19th century that random transfusing of blood from one person to another was a pretty hit-and-miss process.
01:28 PM on 08/14/2010
oops! I spoke too soon. Sorry!
01:25 PM on 08/14/2010
Not a word about Angel or Spike, Drucilla or Darla? No "Buffy" fans out there/
04:15 PM on 08/14/2010
I was thinking the same thing.
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SrAN
1st time proud pagan mom since May 16
06:20 AM on 08/15/2010
Gotta love Angel for the constant dark/brooding behaviour since he cursed to never know the "pleasures" of love. Gotta love Spike too, he is just the ultimate bad boy (with the greatest bleach blonde hair). Huge Buffy fan, even rewatching the seasons from the beginning. I know, geeky, but gotta love life's simple pleasures and Joss Whedon's teen angst storylines.