If you care about rescuing this nation from the short-sighted greed and dangerous arrogance with which the Bush administration has poisoned this country, then you can only rejoice that the Democrats are fielding three such capable candidates.
Then why am I so worried?
Ever since the big three Democratic contenders have started slashing at each other my joy at seeing one of them become president of the United States has waned a bit. The vilification of Hillary Clinton by Obama and Edwards puzzles me. The right-wing attack machine has been rabidly going after both Clintons since the day her husband took office and now to see so many of her own party parrot their talking points is just plain loony.
Then to see her respond with her own freakish attacks on, for example, Obama's abortion rights record, just makes me want to throw up.
In the words of Rodney King, "Can we all just get along?"
If any of you are at all sincere about meaningful change in Washington, let that change begin with how you campaign. To that end, each of you needs to learn from the others.
Obama: I have always loved your message of thinking beyond left and right, red state and blue state and that hopeful message is why you're riding such a wave of popularity right now. The rank-and-file Republicans in the wild, however, are different from the ones in caged in Washington. Hillary's husband was the most centrist Democrat we've had in years. He bent over backwards to reach across the aisle, even appointed a Republican as his Secretary of Defense. And his reward? They unleashed a vicious, relentless attack machine that is still going after him and his wife to this day.
And just look to more recent history. The Republicans got their asses handed to them in the last midterms. You'd think they might be more amenable to compromise. Instead, in the Senate that you have worked in during the last year they have been more obstreperous than ever, blocking even the most gradual change on anything whatsoever.
You might be creaming her in these early primaries but you can learn something from Hillary since she has actually looked into the belly of the beast of entrenched corporate interests and learned the hard way the reach of their grasp. Look at those smiling pictures of Bill and Hillary in those first hundred days. She had the audacity of hope then too. Her healthcare plan back in 1993 was more revolutionary for its time than anything in the platforms of any candidate running today.
Right now you're the odds-on favorite to be the next president of the United States. Karl Rove, David Brooks and the neocons have championed your cause because they think they can either paint you as a Mocha McGovern in the run-up to November or a Java Jimmy Carter after. To either win the presidency or succeed once in office you're going to have to borrow some of Hillary's expertise in palace intrigue and realpolitik and some of Edwards's anger.
Hillary: You're the opposite of George Bush. He is the smiling incompetent, you're the stone-faced hyper-competent. A good friend of mine who worked for you and your family calls you Tracy Flick, Reese Witherspoon's brittle, brown-nosing character running for school president in the movie Election. It's probably already too late but you need to become a real person again. There is some crazy realty show coming on where this guy tries to deprogram beauty queens and turn them back into real women who no longer wave with just an upright, cupped hand. You need someone like him to get you dressed down, hair loose and let us know from the heart what you dream about for the future of this nation. Listen to Obama's magnificent Iowa victory speech. Don't talk to us about fear of the unknown, talk to us about the magnificent new American century that you would like to share with us.
Edwards: I love your eagerness to take it to the man and frankly I've always thought that a charismatic white male Southern populist could cakewalk into the White House. Your problem, as I see it, is that like Obama you don't tell us your mechanism for affecting the change we all desire. You're running for president not Tsar. Jimmy Carter was another southern outsider elected with a mountain of promise behind him. The system that he and that you correctly deride for being corrupt and anti-American doesn't just roll over and die the moment after you're sworn in. That system is anything but stupid, realizes that there is only a very slim chance that one of the gang that can't shoot straight on the Republican side will be our next POTUS so are already planning on how to subvert all or your noble goals. Unless you're elected with 80% of the electorate, what's your plan for battling them?
Posted January 7, 2008 | 12:27 PM (EST)